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Baby Pool 

I gave the biggest Baby Pool to this chick last night
Baby Pool by JDPatriot November 8, 2021

drowning in the baby pool

To spend time wallowing in misery over trivial, materialistic, and superficial matters. The baby pool is never deep.
Casandra: What's wrong with Belinda? I texted her and she sent back all tearful emoji's.
Carrie: She saw that Brenda posted about her new finery shoes and that Brenda got more likes than she did when she posted about her new sandals.
Cassandra: So she's drowning in the baby pool again? I should have known. Just for that I'm liking Brenda's shoes!!!

baby poon 

The vagina of a prostitot.
Man 1: Dude, my seven year old just came home with some prostitot.
Man 2: Shit dude, I think he's trying to get some baby poon.
Man 1: Awww god man, I think I just vomited a little bit in my mouth.
Man 2: You know this is the third defintion example you've vomited in?
Man 1: Well, they;re all to do with prostitots, and i find prostitots repulsive.
Skidmarkpanda: Yeah.... fucking Libby Loo.
Man 2: yeah, fucking Bratz dolls.
baby poon by skidmarkpanda May 26, 2009

baby poonie 

Lisa climbed a tree nude the other day and got sap all over her little baby poonie.
baby poonie by D.R.W. November 13, 2007

baby pooch 

a small outward rounding of the stomach area likened to baby fat
He received a lap dance from a chick with a baby pooch that rubbed on his face.
baby pooch by ofpseudo October 16, 2017

The Baby Poops 

When you just don’t know what the fuck going on and you doing random shit. You can’t function properly because you’re all kinds of fucked up.
Carl: Aye you did you see bob last night, he was totally lost.

Steve: Yea, he had the baby poops not gonna lie.
The Baby Poops by MurdaBoy March 11, 2019