Baboon

You.

Shut the fuck up you ignorant stank ass ratchet ass tf looking fugly ass BABOON I hope you choke on a dildo with old mans cum on it.

by Zaddyhellen June 21, 2018

babooned

Getting your ass fucked so hard you look like a red assed macaque.

"Bitch, why you walkin funny?"
"Cuz that boy last night babooned my ass!"

by Mavis's Bitch October 20, 2014

Baboon

A collateral effect of having anal sex without a lubricant, which occurs as a red rim around the brown eye. The effect brings associations with the baboons butt. Can be used as a humiliating revenge that leaves itchy memories.

She pissed me off being a smartass, so didn’t lubricate my Johnson and gave her a red Baboon

by Krzychudab March 27, 2007

Baboon

The creature trapped in Monica's vagina.

Daniel: What is that horrible shrieking noise!?!?!
Michael: It's the baboon trapped in Monica's vagina.

by The Big Bopper July 31, 2006

Babooning

A polite reference to someone in the next room having crazy loud monkey sex. Grunting and bedsprings are often heard coming from the walls. People who engage in babooning do not care if others can hear them, and often will only stop if you repeatedly bang on the walls and yell at them

*grunting noises from next room*
person 1: URGH! Their babooning again
person 2: I'll the ear plugs and you start banging on the wall

by imbirdgirl June 11, 2011

Baboon

A blackened or pigmented black person that has village instincts similar to that of a baboon. Eg. Beating their meat and chest

"This black fuck is being a baboon"

by Blackbarbiedoll January 12, 2021

Baboon

A 'baboon' is the equivilent of a rim job.

Oh man. She gave me such a hot baboon last night that it was a rusty trombone!

by Muff butt January 11, 2009