sham bakery

One way to get away with selling pot to the general public. You set up a bakery where you sell regular baked goodies out the front door and drugs out the back. Or you can sell pot-infused goodies out the front door, too.

“I'm not a dealer, I'm a mother who happens to distribute illegal products through a sham bakery set up by my ethically questionable CPA and his crooked lawyer friend."

-Nancy Botwin, Weeds

by i<3weeds August 15, 2009

double-door bakery

Simply Pooping on the vagina then perform sex....the next time she goes poop she will poop out both ends.

Susie enjoyed her double-door bakery the next morning.

by Bill Dance September 30, 2006

baberbunz

An affectionate name for your boyfriend or girlfriend who you care about more than words can say.

my baberbunz is literally my favorite person ever.

by blumpmaster3000 May 19, 2010

The bakery

The weed store

After I go to the bakery, I am going to get baked.

by Xqzzme October 12, 2018

The Baber

When you rail a girl so hard that you simultaneously give her a concussion and UTI.

On my birthday, I gave my girl the baber.

by Atrain October 11, 2020

Baberaham Lincoln

What a hot woman's name would be if she were a president.

If she were a president, she would be Baberaham Lincoln!

by Phillip F. May 30, 2007

Open the Bakery

To take a shit. Primarily used to express one's need to defecate in a polite and courteous manner. May also be stated as opening the bakery for business.

Mexican was not the best idea for lunch today. I am going to need to open the bakery within the hour.

Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode August 18, 2016