1.) The second most known nation of former Soviet satellite states beginning with the letter B.
2.) A little known nation that, were it known, would be known for its fresh produce, slender and provocatively dressed women, crumbling concrete
communist apartments, stray
dogs, and deplorable customer service.
3.) A nation that has embraced the vanity, materialism, and cultural horrors of
capitalism without adopting its called upon strong work ethic or sound business sense.
4.) A nation that puts corn, pickles, mayonnaise, ketchup and bologna on soggy bread and has the gall to call it
pizza.
5.) A nation that is proud of its nature yet throws
trash everywhere.
6.) A nation whose populace will more readily point out unfortunate historical events or ethnic minorities as the cause of its
short comings rather than the vast complacency and defeatism found within its populace.
7.) A nation with a few redeemable qualities. Possibly the best place in the world if you were raised there and have not spent significant time in other countries. Otherwise, nyama shance (no chance.)
