This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023

available alien

It's the opposite of a "busy bee". It is said that the term originates from the story of an Indian boy who is residing in England during Christmas. While all the locals are busy celebrating Christmas, the boy has nothing on his calendar and is available to meet anyone at this time. He feels alienated and hence the term "available alien".

Note that unlike the term "available ass", there is no sexual connotation here.

Katy: Hey Dhruv, are you available on the 22nd of December to meet? That is the only day I have free on my diary?
Dhruv: Yeah, I can meet anytime. I am totally an available alien.

by dhruvc November 20, 2016

available

One who gets no poon ever and is constantly looking for a lover

Ex. Alex Scholl

Alex is available but he doesn't get any.

by mcflyguy18 January 27, 2014

not available

1)a person who is having rough sex, with only one person. Only open for buisness to one.
2)a nice way of saying I am single and have no one.

"I'm so not available with him."

by peeptips May 23, 2008

availabalance

one's current available balance.

woo!!!! look at my availabalance

by wachovia July 23, 2009

Available

Fucking a retard.

If you're not too unavailable to fuck a retard then you're available. If you don't think so then I'll make it a point to demonstrate exactly how available you are to me and we can learn together what a dying cripple sounds like.

by Hym Iam November 20, 2020

available science

Science that is or can be easily accessed, not necessarily limited to prior knowledge

We used available science to determine how profitable our business venture could be

by Dr. Jordan Roberts April 24, 2022