autopsy

A Death Metal band. They are GODS!

Guy 1. Hey fall out boy is cool
Guy 2. NO way Autopsy would kill them

by hah ppooe February 5, 2008

Autopsy

A combination for the words Automatic and pussy. Used to define a girl who will give it up easily or when a man knows he will be getting some that day.

"Dude it's my birthday today so I better be gettin some autopsy from her"
"Yeah that girl is total autopsy. All you need is a few drinks"
"Let's go pick up some autopsy at the strip club"

by C9 the 1st May 10, 2008

autospermophagy

The practice of eating one's own jizz for enjoyment or as a protein supplement.

Pronounced "Otto's perm Ma fudgie." Accent on "Ma."

Tim told me that some of the guys at the circlejerk might be doing autospermophagy. He was right. One guys wiped up his jizz with his hand and licked it up. Another guy aimed for his mouth and landed three big squirts of cum in there. The last guy was the best, though. He put his knees behind his shoulders and sucked on his dong until he filled his mouth with his own thick goo and showed to the rest of us on his tongue. Cool dicktricks, bros!

by Xaime June 3, 2019

autopsy-turvy

What da results would always be if da Three Stooges or Laurel & Hardy tried to be medical examiners.

Da pathologist's examination-table should always be stable and sturdy so dat da cadaver never tips and falls off da table, which would likely result in autopsy-turvy lab-results.

by QuacksO February 13, 2020

autospin

A corner primarily on a F1 track that spins you out immediately after touching the kerb (the amount of corners this happens on is determined by driver skill )

I hit the autospin corner and spun

by PFM racing league June 19, 2020

Autospectrophilia

Deep attraction and affection towards your own inner being (Spirit/Soul/essence etc.)

Mike is onviously an Autospectrophilia because he says he dreams about getting it on with his ghostly self. As the saying goes: To each his own. If that's what he yearns, so be it.

by Mi M. August 13, 2022

autosphyxiation

Jerk Your meat while also hanging yourself from a ceiling fan

Shit man I'm so depressed right now, I'm going home to commit autosphyxiation

by Grilk August 24, 2022