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autism steamroller

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A sensory device that autistic kids go into
Charl was overwhelmed so he used the autism steamroller
by RhythmicEyes May 12, 2023
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Autism spike

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An accurance when you do something so utterly stupid that it is as if your body just temporarily lost as chromosome causing the stated autism spike
" I was working on a project in classes earlier and had an autism spike that caused me to try to spell drive like dryve"
by CUMNUGGET May 22, 2017
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Autism Slam

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The noise a body makes when it’s slammed on the floor at Mach 3 by the beefy autistic kid Jeremy. Typically done in halls or on concrete to inflict maximum damage
Holy fuck did Jeremy autism slam Kyle?? That’s the third one this week.
by tastygreens September 5, 2018
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Autism Speaks

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When someone fucks something up - you jokingly imply they have autism.
Person #1: "Dude, that guy just tripped on his way to asking out that girl."
Person #2: "Autism Speaks"
by Duhst September 30, 2019
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The undeniable unpleasant taste of material soley targeted to a niche group/community that makes one cringe when witnessed by someone outside said group. With an aftertaste of existentialism on why are we here obsessing about small trivial things.
"Did you know Hot Wheels cars originally used guitar string and had actual suspension, using aerospace engineer(s) to create the high speed Hot Wheels was known fo- OH and every background car that raced in Cars the movie has their own lore -"
"Yeah that's enough autism sludge for me thank you very much."
by MasterSushis October 27, 2025
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1. Someone who works with kids in the Autism spectrum, and think that once they graduate college that they are experts on Autism, even thought they dont know crap about those kids. They just go by a bunch of academic stereotypes.
2. Someone with mental issues in need to be a control freak. So they try to take advantage of someone with a disability, even though autistic Children are very intelligent. They try to make every decision for them, such as when they do homework, what videogames they play, who they talk to at school, and what they have for a snack.

3. Go by this belief that the autistic kid is always wrong. In social situations, if someone gets into an argument, it is always the kid with autism at fault. Even if they were clearly right, they try to rationalize why they were wrong.
1. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : "Yes, im out of college, now I can work with anyone with Aspergers". First day on the Job: "Crap, he is really different than what we were taught by Dr. ***, hmm, well theres gotta be something more to him".
2. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : Okay now its time to do math corrections.
Client: Im sorry, but I have an assignment to finish up.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff: Thats HOMEWORK.
3. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : What is this I am hearing of another argument?
Client: He called my mom fat, so I told him he was an idiot.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff : I am sure he did not call your mom fat, but you need to stop namecalling.
by Handsome Chuck April 2, 2010
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Some would say randomly ayo jack you got autism on a tick which means you are a make a wish kid sitting on stick wondering how you get rid of the illness autism
Ayooo Aaron you got autism on a stick

Aaron was very depressed cutting him self while

He was still trying to figure out how to get rid of his make a wish illness to this day sadly
by Dickhead mcfucknuts December 8, 2021
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