autoimmobilist

see : parade maker
( A driver and/or car that goes consistently under the speed limit, causing a backup of 20+ cars, creating frustration and your ability to be where you want to be on time.)

Late ? Sure I spend half the way home behind an autoimmobilist !

by Jofuzz March 12, 2009

autoimmolatophelia

The sexual attraction to setting yourself on fire. The nature of immolation requires that you are burnt to a crisp, so many people who wish to experiment will find it is only possible once.

As a sadist, I enjoy catering to a wide range of masochistic desires. I will not, however, have intercourse with someone listing autoimmolatophelia as a kink, because even I'm not that crazy.

by randompersonyhjkhjkghjgkjhbk,g April 18, 2015

Autoimmune disorder

The condition many people are born with that makes their life a never ending vortex of pain and suffering so pretty much hell

Man autoimmune disorders suck

by Isadaoverworkedbean March 11, 2020

autoironic asphyxiation

When you work yourself to the point of being out of breath and you need a cigarette to catch it.

I had a smoker after my run and almost died of autoironic asphyxiation.

by HopeInABrokenJar October 7, 2021

akitoisshoelicker

@akitoisshoelicker is the BEST creator on tiktok. shes the best mutual anyone could ask for and she posts the funniest tiktoks out there. if you dont know who @akitoisshoelicker you're MID.

"hey have you seen the new video that @akitoisshoelicker posted?" "no who's that?" "im filing for divorce."

by haitanisfavourite January 16, 2022

Autoimagenphobic

Fear or discrimination of someone who describes themselves in a selected way.

Tom: "Tracy looks so crazy with that new haircut."

Bill: "Woah Tom, Tracy describes herself as stunning and brave, you're being autoimagenphobic right now!"

by DaveyDuce January 26, 2022

Autoincorrect

The use of autocorrect incorrectly causing miscommunication in an online conversation

"Sorry about that my autoincorrect is being annoying as per usual"

by Gammadelta May 20, 2022