Texas Senator Ted Cruz went to Cancún when snow storms devastated Texas.
"Work is having a crisis I don't feel like dealing with, so I'm going to take a Ted Cruz."
"Work is having a crisis I don't feel like dealing with, so I'm going to take a Ted Cruz."
by Texas Caveman February 19, 2021
Get the Take a Ted Cruz mug.To welsh on a bet after talking an incredibly large amount of smack about a sports team(normally the nuthugger of a particular team, usually in college or pro sports). To include completely ignoring and avoiding all contract with anyone, or any website, that the winning betting party, and/or that party's friend's, frequent(including social networking websites). To swindle someone out of the money one has laid as a bet is known as pulling a Ted Bell.
Scenario 1:
Friend: "Did that guy ever pay up on that bet with the Florida Gators and Alabama Crimson Tide in 2009?"
Bet winner: "Nope, dude is pulling a Ted Bell and has disappeared off the map. So much for that C-Note he owes me, I'll probably never see it."
Scenario 2:
Friend: "Say, what ever came about with the bet you had with that guy on the Packers/Cowboys game?"
Bet winner: "Uh, yeah, he apparently decided pulling a Ted Bell was the way to go. He hasn't posted since the night of that game when his team lost and no one has heard from him since. Dude still owes me 1 large."
Friend: "Did that guy ever pay up on that bet with the Florida Gators and Alabama Crimson Tide in 2009?"
Bet winner: "Nope, dude is pulling a Ted Bell and has disappeared off the map. So much for that C-Note he owes me, I'll probably never see it."
Scenario 2:
Friend: "Say, what ever came about with the bet you had with that guy on the Packers/Cowboys game?"
Bet winner: "Uh, yeah, he apparently decided pulling a Ted Bell was the way to go. He hasn't posted since the night of that game when his team lost and no one has heard from him since. Dude still owes me 1 large."
by Lone Sailor January 24, 2011
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Man I'm so tired of working for the people of this state, Its so cold and there is no power.
Don't worry you just need to "Take a Ted Cruz" to Cancun for a few weeks.
Don't worry you just need to "Take a Ted Cruz" to Cancun for a few weeks.
by FUDGEPOOP February 18, 2021
Get the Take a Ted Cruz mug.A Ted cruise (n) is the act of leaving behind a cohort of people, usually those you have a duty to work for, while they are in need and/or danger.
by Mayor James February 18, 2021
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Greatest of all time being used like calling yourself the goat we are G.O.A.Ted
Greatest of all time being used like calling yourself the goat we are G.O.A.Ted
by Call4915111callreadies December 19, 2020
Get the G.O.A.Ted mug.A very stiff person who fails to support good football clubs e.g manchester United. Atede's often become rapists due to their obsession with women
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*thumb accidentally hits like on pornographic post*
me: “Oh shit i just pulled a ted cruz”
friend: “niiice dude”
*thumb accidentally hits like on pornographic post*
me: “Oh shit i just pulled a ted cruz”
friend: “niiice dude”
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