adrift at sea

starting to take a shit in a public toilet when it's empty, but then someone else enters the toilets and you have to hold until they leave before you continue your business.

the term comes from the same fear and loneliness felt by both those genuinely lost at sea and those holding a shit in a public restroom

Steve-"bro you were in that toilet for ages! what was the deal with that!?"
Dan-"Ah man, i ended up adrift at sea, the fear i felt was unbearable!"
Steve- " i'm so sorry that happened to you"

by PaJoFo September 12, 2013

Lost At Sea

To be stranded on the toilet with no toilet paper in the bathroom. Usually occurs after failure to check how much back up tp you have. This can be remedied by calling out to whoever is in your house, or if you have a cell phone, by calling someone.

John was lost at sea for three hours until his mom came home with a pack of toilet paper.

by THatgUY452 October 22, 2011

Stranded At Sea

Out there, alone in thought, daydreaming while at sea, happy no one is getting it as the joke is on them.

Tommy kept missing the gaff on the monster Dolphin, as Roger exclaimed, "What are you stranded at sea? Get your head out of your ass and gaff that thing before it gets off!"

by BSHAK July 27, 2011

Lost at sea

Water (namely bath water) containing cum.

Wanking in the bath should be cleaner because your jizz should be lost at sea, instead of wanking in bed which can ruin the tissues and stain the bed sheets.

by knobend1989 May 22, 2016

Bury at Sea

An attempt to close down a contentious matter by taking unilateral action. Usually has the opposite effect and spawns a thousand conspiracy theories

The US Army chose to bury at sea; "Megatron", leader of the "Decepticons", to maintain the illusion that there are no aliens on earth, and society is safe.

by ohnonotanotherid May 28, 2011

gay at sea

Someone whose only sexually attracted to men while on a boat/in a body of water

"Paul is Rob gay? He's been acting weird ever since we started the cruise " " no man hes just Gay at sea"

by Peganox October 6, 2016

Cellular at Sea

The cell phone service that you get on cruise ships (roaming). It is ridiculously expensive and costs more than the cruise if you use it. For example, loading a webpage will cost you +$20!

Customer to cell phone provider: WHY AM I BEING CHARGED $50,000 FOR ROAMING?
Customer service: Because you used cellular at sea.

by funnymemes03 January 9, 2021