Astoria

I live here, near hoyt park. It is shit. Filled with faggots and pseudo Christians. Public schools are just indocrinations and everything is backwards logic. Also do the Greeks here understand they are dying?

Astoria is a social experiment amalgamated by years of planning...

by DCCS2077 December 25, 2020

Astionia

Astionia is a name of a strong woman sweet and beautiful loyal but sensitive very outgoing person she is crazy and overprotective when she wants something she is guaranteed to get it she has problems in her past but she never show them but if she do she trys to hide it she dont like feeling weak but secretly strong women she is an goddess most people describe as her as fine lil thang for Joseph Harris jr.

Astionia is very taken

by Astionia November 21, 2021

Astorial

When someone is so out of this world beautiful that it's hard to phathom

She was astorial... My eyes were blessed

by Mike juice August 21, 2024

Astoria Scuff

Similar to the Middle Village Special in which you are from place A, and you act a fool in place B. But people with too much time on their hands decide its time to place you under citizens arrest and waste 3 hours of the day on cops that will let you go anyways.
Astoria is super gentrified and nothing happens in Astoria, so the Astoria Scuff is infinitely frustrating due to the fact that it takes around 7 years and an angry facebook post in order for you finally go home.

Your Buddy; "Man, I thought I could pull a Middle Village Special last night, but I ended up in a prissy neighborhood, so it ended up being an Astoria Scuff instead."
You; "Fuck, how did you get out of it?"
Your buddy; "I just waited, I guess. Felt like 12 years."

by Yeahrightdude March 18, 2026