assquatch

Someone (Usually a man) who is big, burly and notorious for dropping huge, toilet-clogging poops.

Freind 1: Man why it smell like a horse just crapped in your bathroom?

Freind 2: Go ahead and ask the assquatch

by OchoCincoFan September 11, 2010

Assquatch

when a friend is being a big hairy dumb ass.
aka dumbass mixed with sasquatch

dude i was gonna use that couch money for some beer and you spent it on laundry? way to be an assquatch

by iequalgenius February 21, 2011

Assquach

zach 2019

you look like an Assquach

by fuck me in the Assquach October 11, 2019

sassquatchua

a sassy toddler or child that is sassy and an asshole sasquatch childish being

please stop being a little sassquatchua before i whoop that ass!

by Melon Ball May 26, 2021