Assert Dominance

1. Eat grapes, but only half of each
2. Take a taco bell taco from your friend, take a bite off of the the bottom, and then give it back.

He decided to Assert Dominance while at taco bell, because the employees wouldn't play Despacito.

by frick_I_dropped_my_cabbage December 07, 2020

asserting dominance

to assert one's dominance, you must show alpha qualities, and act as a clutch god. you need to show your strength and power over someone else, who you most likely do not appreciate.

person 1: i am very powerful
person 2: are you asserting dominance on me?
person 1: yes

by youeboom123 May 31, 2021

Asserting Dominance

When you take your friend's burrito and eat it and not letting him have it back at any cost.

Teo died attempting asserting dominance, but failed leaving his friend with a tasty burrito.

by EpicMangoWafflez May 04, 2016

assert dominance

when you take hold of your friends cock give it a squeeze while moaning honk honk and claim it as your own, this also works in job interviews...you will get the job

Donte went to the interview he dressed nicely, made sure to assert dominance and made good eye contact the whole time...he got the job

by Dadilicious Daddy January 31, 2018

passive assertive

The act of observing people as they proceed with an activity or action, absolutely refusing to offer an opinion or advice, then after the work is complete if any changes are suggested the passive assertive person will explain that's what they would have done in the first place.

"We've been working on this for a week, you haven't offered a single opinion or suggestion the whole time, and the first time we make a change you can't resist telling us how that's how you would've done it. You're so passive assertive it makes my eyeballs itch."

by ichyban July 06, 2015

Ghetto Assertive

One method of getting what one needs. Usually involves having the ghetto "attitude" and threatening one's life. Can be physical or verbal.

(In a Court Room)
Judge, I was not threatening that woman's life...I was being Ghetto Assertive!

by Vasco21190 November 18, 2009

BATTERY ASSERTION

The biggest ASSHOLE on this planet that only the spiteful HUMAN BEINGS can invent.

It is everybody's PRISON CELL

It is why the PRISON UNIFORMS are the COLOR ORANGE in PRISON.

Hey DUMB DUMB it is not a LIVING THING , as THE THING is to make this BATTERY ASSERTION as you have NO POWER and TIME is never yours.

Hey it's like RADIOACTIVE as to tell you the truth as a BATTERY ASSERTION as where can I find a PRISON to give me some more POWER AND TIME?

Here is a BATTERY ASSERTION it takes a certain RANGE OF TIME to get POWER and TIME as well as when you are getting it , it is 0 (COLOR).

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 05, 2021