Ass whooping

To thoroughly dominate and lay waste to an opponent.

Stoughton High beat Foxboro High in a track meet 114-22. That was an ass whooping

by Petitfours April 30, 2019

two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin

What it means is you're mighty fucking close to an ass whoopin! - BL

You son of a bitch, you are two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin!

by BillyGoatCS January 29, 2018

Indiscriminate ass whoopin

When interracial ass beating goes down but has nothing to do with race usually its when the white kid wins

black kid: you punk ass white bitch gimme yo money
White kid: fuck you dude im not given you shit
(kids proceed to fight )
Black kid gets his ass beat *
Black kid : man he beat up cuz i was black
White kid: dude no i didn't you tried to robbed and i kicked the shit outta you, my best friend is black !
Narrator* and that is your example of an indiscriminate ass whoopin

by huggies and a high black guy November 30, 2011

Ass Whoop

Whoopin That Ass

Chyanne Said "People Be Ass Whoopin"

by Soup$!_(_+_8'+!3 September 19, 2019

Psych ass whooping

A psychological ass whooping, if there is such a thing.

The boy said he was psychologically tired of getting a psych ass whooping, if that was somehow possible. His mother told him that it would be okay and that it would pass if he took a nap.

by Solid Mantis August 14, 2019

Theological Ass-Whooping

When using a deity of a religion,(i.e. God, Allah, Satan) to ones own purpose, mostly to strike fear into the hearts of individuals and to make them do what they believe is right. Not necessarily a bad thing.

Example 1: Jonathan Edwards "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God" is such a theological ass-whooping, that one feels that if they do not conform to what he preaches, most likely, they will burn in hell.

Example 2: Thomas Jefferson stated, in the Decleration of Independance, that it is a God given right to fight against tyrannts. Nowhere in the bible does it say this.

by The Original Other September 22, 2009

Ass-Whoop-Chos

A nacho flavored ass kicking; The act of engaging in a serious ass kicking. Instead of the ass whooper simply opening up a can of whoop ass, the ass whoopee partakes in a full course meal of a nacho flavored ass kicking.

Guy: "Why you mad bro?"

Bro: "Because I got fired and my boss won't give me my last check. He's about to eat a plate of ass-whoop-chos!!!"

by Silvermold November 21, 2011