asspenis

Penis growing from the ass

'I can't take a shit cos my asspenis is in the way'

by Schmaz March 12, 2005

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asspennies

Noun, Pennies of US currency that have been in the rectum of someone voluntarily placing them there, and then returning the soiled pennies back into active circulation. Very anarchist/chaotic, but uncivil and immature.

"Jerry just paid that lady at the gas station with 2 of his asspennies.

by TSquent January 15, 2008

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asspenis

1. A person, place, situation, or thing that has the qualities of both an ass and a penis
2. The act of butt-fucking.
3. A word which I FUCKING MADE UP

"Man, that guy is such an asspenis"
"Shit! I dropped my muffin! Asspenis!"

by Imadeupasspenis May 29, 2004

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