The female version of Tea Bagging. When you are laid down face up, and your girl pulls her pants down and ass-clap squats on to your face repeatedly.
by daddyganggang September 21, 2019

by baby huey September 25, 2003

a person who resembles a ass n looks like an old bag...if the appearence doesnt match...you can still be an assbag if your a gay dirty hoe
wow danielle is such an ass bag for gettin her belly button pierced with a corn poker!!!!(her parents used during sexual intercorse
by bob hastle February 23, 2004

When a stripper or a female casually puts both feet on your shoulders (reverse) and repeatly pounds her ass into your face unexpectedly.
Dude, you guys see Dom get that air-ass bag.
Gave a girl a dollar and got an ass bag!
Dominic Davis got knocked out with an air bag.
Gave a girl a dollar and got an ass bag!
Dominic Davis got knocked out with an air bag.
by Ddave September 10, 2016

A total pathetic douchebag of a human being who drives green toyota camrys with 200,000 miles on them and then begs people to jump it when the engine doesnt start in grocery store parking lots resulting in people laughing and spitting at his sorry ass.
by Sammy Slag August 8, 2006

by Your Heniness March 28, 2019

a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.
check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?
by carp it up January 12, 2012
