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Asianitis 

Typically all people suffering from asianitis are mistaken as being another race, when in fact they are suffering from a disease that makes them good at: video games, dancing, fashion, math, and etc. Disabilities include: bad accents, having weird interests, and an obsession with old school hip-hop.
Bob: Hey look! It's that asian kid!

Joe: Hey now, don't point out the asian. He's had enough suffering from asianitis.
Asianitis by Blazn-azn March 28, 2009

asiantastic 

An asian person who too asian for the public's liking. Will often find him/her reading mangas, playing video games, and poking other people. Another characteristic: loves bubble tea.
Ugh, he's hot...but too asiantastic for my liking.
asiantastic by feckinape July 5, 2005

Asianitis 

When a non-chinese person begins saying things like "Ai-Yah!" JACKIE!!" for no apparent reason.

Eventually the person may not be able to stop uttering these random things.
Person 1: *hits head on door*

AI-YAH
Person 2: Asianitis, dude...
Asianitis by Adeladaine May 13, 2009

assganistan 

Assganistan is where all the pimps reside.
Do you need to talk to a pimp? go to assganistan
assganistan by Klus November 13, 2006
1. A way of life commonly attributed to those of Asian origin

2. Much like a religion, e.g. Judaism, where there is worship of sushi, maths, and all things Asian

3. Asianistic - pertaining to Asianism; Asian
1. Person A: "Dude, my family spent the whole of last night making sushi"
Person B: "Maybe they've converted to Asianism?"

2. Person A: "Sarah aced the economics test"
Person B: "That's because she's an Asianist"

3. Person A: "What's for dinner?"
Mum: "Rice and -"
Person A: "YOU ASIANIST!"
Asianism by urbanPSEUDONYM007 January 18, 2011

AsianSnatchMix 

A woman of Asian ethnicity, but who's vagina is a mix of the World's ethnicities; therefore, appealing to all.
"Man, that AsianSnatchMix is damn appealing."