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Assphobia

Fear of not being an asshole
Kelric has assphobia
by Alyssalou February 1, 2020
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Agephobia

A fear of anyone older and/or younger than you. This could also apply to people the same age as you. Some cases of agephobia are very mild, such as only feeling uncomfortable around people older/younger than you. More severe cases have more discomfort, fear, and unwillingness to do anything with people outside of your age group.
Person 1: Hey! There's a party this weekend at my house. You wanna come?
Person 2: who's going to be there?
Person 1:just you, me, a few other friends, and my older sister and some of her friends.
Person 2: I'd rather not, your sister gives me agephobia.

Person 1: ok. It's fine.
by REEEEEEEEEET August 25, 2020
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Athephobia

A fear for atheist; start to sweat

While there is no single cause for Athephobia, scientists believe that the main two causes are, Don't want to realize the truth and because they mommy taught them not to talk to an atheist.
*During a christian concert*

Secret atheist: It's so great we have so many religious people here.
Realest christian ever: Yup, you realize you don't have to say religious people, just say christian.
Secret atheist: Oh yeah, yeah, also you know I'm a atheist right.
Realest christian ever: *runs*
Secret Atheist: FUCK SAKES CAN I HAVE SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T HAVE ATHEPHOBIA.
by Lairden March 4, 2020
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Asperphobia

A fear of people with aspergers or a predujice against them, people who suffer from these either think that people with aspergers are to be avoided or treat aspergers like it's a disease rather than what it actually is.

Often completely missing the point and not getting the facts straight, often claiming that you can catch it from other people that may have it.
"Oh no...George has aspergers, he's going to infect us all."
"Diana, you suffer from Asperphobia."
by MM132 November 16, 2012
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Astephobia

Being scared or frightened of internet jokes ('memes') or phrases. Can also be avoiding them in general.
Comes from greek 'asteio' (joke) and greek-latin phobia (fear).
P1: Why has Stacy been avoiding my internet memes?
P2: She might have astephobia.
by Chichichameeni October 11, 2015
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assophobia

"My friend has assophobia. He is afraid of ass."
by turreter October 18, 2020
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Abephobia

Some people of the South during the civil war had Abephobia.
by Zero Two#3476 November 16, 2020
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