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ASE CMAT

National Institute for Automotive Service Excellence Certified Master Automotive Technician.

To attain such status a technician with at least 2 years experience must elect to take and pass a series of 8 written tests put on by the National Institute for Automotive Service Excellence. To maintain such status the technician must also retake recertification tests which are shorter but tend to be more difficult every 5 years. www.ase.com
Take your car to Bob's Garage and have Tim look at it, he's an ASE CMAT.
by adtmatt May 27, 2010
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ase beedz

1) What makes one sexy, incredibly awesome, etc. Most specifically Auron.

2) An exclaimation. Usually positive.

3) A saying used repeatedly to annoy the living hell out of someone.
"Damn, did you see that guy?"
"ASE BEEDZ!"
by S. December 5, 2004
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Ola k ase

Popular internet meme generally represented by a llama (animal) for the Spanish phrase "Hola, que hace?" which translated to English means "Hey, what's up?"
#1: Ola k ase?
#2: Nothing much, here just chillin'
by bastian_se. September 7, 2013
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Asees

by jam_21 February 4, 2010
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Aseed

Aseed'S natural habitat is in the Himalayas where he steals WiFi from McDonald's in order to fuel his addiction for hot cheetos and mountain dew. He enjoys interpretive dance and also roams the hot plains of najeeb and imrans trap house .
Hey look at that dank aseed eating that dank dank
by Ganga gang July 6, 2016
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The real Asing effect

-To give or be give knowledge and wisdom earned by seeking the truth.

- causing the total meltdown of those infected by idiocy.

- the saying or mentioning of wet by females.
The understanding that lies are tied in with hatred, status and control don't do well with me, this is why I'm ahead of the game and why I am constantly in the real Asing effect mode.
by Truthwavy1 September 7, 2019
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Ase Face

The creepy-looking deep creases that develop on the faces of people who take AIDS drugs for a prolonged period of time.
You seriously wonder if that guy's on AIDS drugs? Just look at his Ase Face !
by JuicyJakey September 23, 2011
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