armand hakim

another term for big black cock

what is that??
-looks like armand hakim!
what is that?
-penis

by anonymous london August 25, 2011

Armand Doucet

Probably about the most badass dude on the planet. Founder of the "Iron Will" campaign, a campaign that raises Money/Awareniss for Illniss. Hes a multiple Iron Man Triathloninst and Is in top physical condition. He is also a beloved teacher at Riverview Middle School (If you've seen the photos, yes /hogwarts/ and that was His idea too). Hes an inspiration to us all, and sorry ladies hes taken ;) Hes a fantasic guy and one of the best teachers I've ever had. Thats for being so awesome Mr.D
-An Ex-Student

"Yo, you Remember Armand Doucet, our grade 6 science teacher?"

"Hells yeah, how could I forget!?"

by Mak-Chan February 19, 2015

Armand

Armand is a adjective that can be used for describing an adventurous man... when the adventure is related to The brown eye. It is also used sometimes as a name, even if it is definitly showing a lack of taste. You don't call your son "someone-that-love-to-try-some-experiences-with his-anus"...

Whoo this guy really put a baseball bat in his bung... He's really an Armand. !

by Boooom!!! August 30, 2019

Armand

An adjective used mainly for people who observe incredibly obnoxious behavior. Armands are described as putrid objects consisting of concentrated mistakes, made by drug-dependent parents. Armands should never be interacted with, as doing so may cost your precious life.

Patrick: That short, dark-skinned, whiny piece of shit cunt is the pinnacle of an Armand.
Brandon: I love Julia

by assholeXD April 20, 2018

Armand Gnanduillet

Armand Gnanduillet is a synonym for the best player in the world. Messi and Ronaldo got put in a spliff.

Person 1: Hey, who do you think is the best player in the world, Messi or Ronaldo?

Person 2: (shouts aggressively) ARMAND GNANDUILLET

by Gnanduillet21 December 23, 2019

Armand Van Der Merew

Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.

Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.

by Jason with a C July 25, 2023

Armand

The word used for something that is mean, old, nasty and agresive.
Tends to play victim role very good likes making people feel unsafe.

Armand is dangerous keep your kids away from it Armand is old.

by masterofmoms69 August 16, 2023