Shaquille O'Neill scored a double double against the Knicks, and then got all philosophical with the reporters in the post game interview. He's the Big Aristotle, yo!
by dberto April 3, 2009
Get the The Big Aristotlemug. Lacie: So, we had 8 adult meals and my 4 kids’ meals so...let’s split the bill 8 ways.
Childless people: Looks like we got fucked on the Aristotle tax again
Childless people: Looks like we got fucked on the Aristotle tax again
by Juddles October 7, 2018
Get the aristotle taxmug. Considered as classifying ethics for Western philosophy, Aristotle proposed a system to which one could live a happy life. However, he wrote while sober. Ethics done while inebriated clouds good judgment, thus confounding the possibility for a happy life. The genesis for this typically takes place in bars late in the evening.
Nathan: Man, all that Jagermiester hit me so hard last night I took home my best friend's daughter. It was her 18th birthday last night, you know...
Daren: Man, you totally pulled a drunken Aristotle! That sucks!
Nathan: I know! I can't wait to drink again so it seems OK.
Daren: Man, you totally pulled a drunken Aristotle! That sucks!
Nathan: I know! I can't wait to drink again so it seems OK.
by Lance Greatthrust March 25, 2010
Get the Drunken Aristotlemug. A Special Software that enables Teachers to put fear into every one of their students using a computer by being able to spy on them and watch whatever they are doing. Great for giving your Students Paranoia when they use a computer in our classroom.
Student: Can you please stop using Aristotle Student, it's giving me anxiety whenever i enter your classroom
Teacher: *lists 25 bullshit reasons why they need to spy on them*
Teacher: *lists 25 bullshit reasons why they need to spy on them*
by Pmchad February 5, 2022
Get the Aristotle Studentmug. "to go aristotle" (v.): Feeling compelled to obsessively categorize everything & everyone a person encounters to make sense of the world.
"Not that I'm going aristotle, but I'm more into ambient post-shoegaze benzo metal, not hardcore proto-country hip-hop so much."
by saintlennybruce August 17, 2014
Get the going aristotlemug. A gay book where the entire point is that these two fine Mexican lads struggle with identity and the whole point is that they're gay.
guy 1: have you finished reading chapters 5-6 of part one of Aristotle And Dante Discover The Secrets of the Universe?
by AxolAtlas February 11, 2021
Get the aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universemug. Aristotle is the username of a real cutie and personally one of Cheri’s best friends. They are married to Luca’ and is genuinely a real ass cutie. They are an amazing person and Cheri wishes that they would never lose Aristotle.
by Oakk.jpg April 17, 2019
Get the Aristotlemug.