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american aquarium drinker

Used in the Wilco song I Am Trying To Break Your Heart. Jeff Tweedy is saying that he is a heavy drinker. A figure of speech meaning he drinks as much as an aquarium could hold.
Apple Picker - "I get drunk so easily, I am definitely not an american aquarium drinker."

american aquarium drinker
by LEXIWORLD October 2, 2008
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nigger aquarium

A public transportation bus with bigger than average windows, allowing the public to see niggers in a natural habitual exhibit.
Check out those monkeys inside that nigger aquarium.
by veynizzle October 15, 2010
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Colorado Aquarium

A sensual act where a man places a goldfish (preferably a comet goldfish) in a woman's mouth upon ejaculation and said woman swallows the whole semen/fish load.
Totes Colorado Aquariumed that bitch last night
by ageofaquarii October 18, 2010
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Larry Aquarium

Larry Aquarium(n)-A bus stop with a plethora of black people at it.
Pete: Did you see the corner of 3rd and MLK Blvd; there are tons of blacks just hanging around.

Preston: Oh, that’s because it's a Larry Aquarium. They have to work too.
by young J-hove February 4, 2007
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happy aquarium

An addictive yet relaxing Facebook application where you can tend an aquarium and raise your own pet fish. You can customize your tank with scenery and items from a virtual store, and earn gold by visiting friends' tanks and selling your adult fish for a profit. As you level up you can buy more fish, and more things become available as decorations.
I finally got level 32 in happy aquarium!
by holyguacamol October 21, 2009
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Human Aquarium

1. Pockets of Americans unwittingly engaging in absurd behavior without sense of irony.

2. Small American cities whose occupants’ normal manner of living is unknowingly considered absurd and ridiculous by the rest of society.

3. A collection of people all of whom can name more than 3 NASCAR drivers.
When attending Wrestlemania, I looked around and realized that I was surrounded by the entire spectrum of human life: alcoholics, the poor, the wealthy, tattoo-covered NASCAR fans, fans of competitive eating, pedophiles, and the barely-educated. The variety of specimens was unparalleled. I was in the Galapagos of human aquariums.
by spokdayt March 29, 2009
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hilarium aquarium

An adjective defining an instance where something is so funny it needs a rhyming catch phrase.
"Hey did you see that new movie? That shit was hilarium aquarium." "Did you see when that girl tripped while wearing those tall stilettos? Yeah bro, totally hilarium aquarium"
by Kimbolirose July 24, 2012
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