by liljew July 11, 2008
A completely tall man who shits himself during math. He hates everyone and faps every night to an image of himself. Also fucks a Stimac every night.
You're such an Applejack.
by Everyn December 12, 2016
by KeltsinFeff July 19, 2008
A bowl of Applejacks cereal that has a sour flavor of sweaty ballsack after the sweetened oats were marinated in the juices on the exterior of human testicles.
by Mkolesar25 November 15, 2011
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by blossoming cherries October 26, 2020
When you want to bone something and your hand isn’t enough, so you cut a hole in an apple and furiously pound it, thus creating apple sauce.
by Rusty Tyrone September 17, 2021