aporkalypse

Where there is a shortage of bacon worldwide. (Not to be confused with the swine flu pandemic.)

Friend: Dude did you hear??? There is a bacon shortage in the world..
Me: NO!!! IT'S THE APORKALYPSE AS WE KNOW IT!!!

by lawtonokieguy September 25, 2012

apoopka

a not so endearing name for Apopka, a redneck town to the northwest of Orlando

one thing i noticed about Apoopka is that there are a bunch of rednecks and morons in general.

by Ho-Town November 15, 2005

Aporkalypse

the day an army of swines will rise and attack the earth or swines drop from the sky like atomic bombs.

Aporkalypse is currently not available.

by porkhead October 17, 2011

Apopalips

The end of the world

The apopalips is near.

by Inuyasha420 August 4, 2020

apopalypse

the day the fucked up world bands all soda and carbonated beverages

customer: ill have a coke
waiter:were all out of coke
Customer:oh fuck the apopalypse is here

by jim bulby August 1, 2010

apopalypse

(noun) 1. an overwhelming, self-engulfing, world changing love. 2. stronger and more powerful than any love ever known to mankind. 3. the moment in one's life that they find their true soul mate and little else in the world matters than being with them. 4. the truest and strongest devotion and adoration for another person in existence 5. a rebirth through love

NOT to be confused with apocalypse

I thought I had known true love, but when our paths crossed the apopalypse happened and my heart will forever be filled beyond it's capacity with my love for you, my soul mate.

by motheroftrouble February 4, 2010

apockadankalockaliptical trainer

the thing that you run on and its all like woosh!

dude look at that MILF go on the apockadankalockaliptical trainer

by mha, mark hood academy ya'know! April 24, 2008