A class in high school for Advanced students who feel like having their weekends, weekdays... Hell... their lives taken away from them. Average workload is usually anywhere from 7 - 10 hours per day. Most students join for bragging rights, but in the end most drop the class due to tremendous workloads.
Person 1: Dude I have a buttload of work from regular retard history, I have to write three sentences and read four pages!
Person 2: I remember what it was like to have so little work... Tell me... what is it like?
Person 1: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Person 2: I'm all that remains of a student who is currently taking AP European History... why?
Person 1: Ohhhh That makes sense, Nothing you just look like an anorexic, balding, grey skinned, piece of shit!
Person 2: Insults... I remember what those were like... Tell me... What's an insult again?
Person 2: I remember what it was like to have so little work... Tell me... what is it like?
Person 1: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Person 2: I'm all that remains of a student who is currently taking AP European History... why?
Person 1: Ohhhh That makes sense, Nothing you just look like an anorexic, balding, grey skinned, piece of shit!
Person 2: Insults... I remember what those were like... Tell me... What's an insult again?
by themastr1024 September 15, 2009
Say good-bye to your family, friends, and distant relatives to prepare yourself for this WILD ride! Buckle your seatbelts, you' re going straight to hell! If you are a freshman, who foolishly chose to take this class next year, DON'T. Spare yourself from the misery that so many others have endured.
After filling my 32 ounce water bottle with red bull the day of the MOCK AP exam, I will confidently say I am not going to survive this class without a heart condition. I can say even more confidently that neither will you. I no longer know the meaning of sleep, that time is now dedicated to pouring over The Western Heritage textbook learning about King Whateverthefuckhisnameis XIV.
Pro-tip: Learn to read Roman numerals beforehand. Lots of kids got 0's on their essay because they wrote it on the wrong Louis, and just incase you were wondering, there is well over 14 of them.
After filling my 32 ounce water bottle with red bull the day of the MOCK AP exam, I will confidently say I am not going to survive this class without a heart condition. I can say even more confidently that neither will you. I no longer know the meaning of sleep, that time is now dedicated to pouring over The Western Heritage textbook learning about King Whateverthefuckhisnameis XIV.
Pro-tip: Learn to read Roman numerals beforehand. Lots of kids got 0's on their essay because they wrote it on the wrong Louis, and just incase you were wondering, there is well over 14 of them.
Student A: I'm really going to fail this quiz.
Student B: Fail the quiz? I'm force failing the class. There's credit recovery, right?
Student A: Oh. Good plan. Me too.
^the way to go
Sentence Ex) I used to laugh, then AP Euro started. We don't do that anymore.
I haven't seen my mom in three days, and we're both home!
I used to not understand jokes about Stalin, those were the times!
Student A) Did you know that the Defenestration of Prague was just a bunch of guys throwing another guy out the window?
Non-AP Euro Student) ..No??
Student A) Oh, that's right. You didn't have to suffer like I did, Susan.
No one:
Literally nobody:
AP Euro Student: AP European History has taken my soul, my happiness, and my will to live.
Student B: Fail the quiz? I'm force failing the class. There's credit recovery, right?
Student A: Oh. Good plan. Me too.
^the way to go
Sentence Ex) I used to laugh, then AP Euro started. We don't do that anymore.
I haven't seen my mom in three days, and we're both home!
I used to not understand jokes about Stalin, those were the times!
Student A) Did you know that the Defenestration of Prague was just a bunch of guys throwing another guy out the window?
Non-AP Euro Student) ..No??
Student A) Oh, that's right. You didn't have to suffer like I did, Susan.
No one:
Literally nobody:
AP Euro Student: AP European History has taken my soul, my happiness, and my will to live.
by I Didn April 08, 2019
A difficult AP class offered at most high schools, generally taken by sophomores. The multiple choice tests can be frustratingly hard and will cause you to hate whoever sets the curve for each test (usually the same person every time). Luckily, if you are smart and good at history you should be able to do fine on the essays.
My AP European History test is on Friday, but I should do fine. I can think my way through most of the multiple choice and can BS the essays if they are difficult topics I don't know shit about. If I'm lucky I should get a 5, but I'll probably get a 4 if I study enough.
by a person named me May 08, 2008
A class that a high school student will take in hopes of trying to gain college credit. However, once taking the class, the student will realize the hell hole and shit storm of pain that they're engaged in and will probably just pass the class time trying to sleep.
Student 1: Dude what time did you go to bed last night?
Student 2: Damn man it was like 3. I had to finish my lit paper.
Student 1: Oh dang man that sucks I bet you're tired.
Student 2: Yeah but it's okay, I've got AP European History class next
Student 2: Damn man it was like 3. I had to finish my lit paper.
Student 1: Oh dang man that sucks I bet you're tired.
Student 2: Yeah but it's okay, I've got AP European History class next
by Marcus_Fenix May 07, 2009
a class that a few, very stupid, people will take in their sophomore year of high school. supposovly college level... i doubt even college students know this much about history.
pure hell during the year but its not impossible to do well. 3 hours a weekend doing the assignments and ur good.
as for the ap test. study early and watch the people around u crack when they realize the test is tomorrow. hehe
overall, learn a hell of a lot of shit u will never lose but... if ur ever transported back to the french revolution, you will know exactly what will happen, and what people to avoid.
pure hell during the year but its not impossible to do well. 3 hours a weekend doing the assignments and ur good.
as for the ap test. study early and watch the people around u crack when they realize the test is tomorrow. hehe
overall, learn a hell of a lot of shit u will never lose but... if ur ever transported back to the french revolution, you will know exactly what will happen, and what people to avoid.
a: so u taking ap european history next year?
b: what u kidding me, i have a life !
a: yea, but i think imma try for the credit
b: good luck to you.
b: what u kidding me, i have a life !
a: yea, but i think imma try for the credit
b: good luck to you.
by i think i did well... May 24, 2009
The greatest class ever invented in the history of mankind. Even though it is really hard, no other class will teach you more about politics, economics, religion, and obviously history.
AP European History, when taught by an intelligent and unbiased teacher, opens up an entire new world of debate and personal enrichment.
by Mr. Fitz rules September 08, 2006
The biggest waste of time. Even my teacher said, "the only time you'll need to any of this, is if you become a history teacher". Your week will be jampacked with work and instead of going to school events, you and your retard friends are at home studying for a test that includes over 100 pages of material. Not to mention the weekly vocab quizzes and chronology test that will make you want to rip your fucking mind out of your heads. Every day at lunch your friends, who aren't taking this dumb class, will call YOU the stupid one because you have a C in the class and they have an A in their easy World History class. I sleep at 12:30, I wake up at 6 and spend all my energy at school only to come home and work more.
by FUKAPEURO September 28, 2018