the best in the west! the future of the nba cause they have tim duncan, manu ginobili, and tony parker!
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The best basketball team in the US. The team with great players like Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobli, and Tony Parker. Good at beating teams like the Denver Nuggets and the Lakers and well, every team, so long as their players are in good health
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Non judicious use of the San Antonio Submariner can lead to a condition known as the bends.
Non judicious use of the San Antonio Submariner can lead to a condition known as the bends.
Sally was originally unimpressed with Joes sexual prowess until he performed the San Antonio Submariner in her presence.
For years Billy had been unable to master the way of the two dogs in a bathtub, until he discovered the San Antonio Submariner. Although conquering one feat, he was soon crushed under the immense pressure of the other.
For years Billy had been unable to master the way of the two dogs in a bathtub, until he discovered the San Antonio Submariner. Although conquering one feat, he was soon crushed under the immense pressure of the other.
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Jessica thought Ralph was going to deliver a clevland steamer, but to her surprise it was a San antonio smorgasboard
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"Me and Veronica last night wanted to try something kinky so I gave that bitch a San Antonio spatula"
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