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Antioch

A city in California. Many crack whores here dump their babies at the hospitals, intending to give them up for adoption and never seeing them again. They never try to get contact as the kid grows up because they're too fucked in the head with all of the drugs and booze. ANTIoch may seem like a quiet, nice, innocent and lovely little neighborhood, but in reality, it's a hellhole. Drug dealers, prostitution, stealing, violence, all kinds of shit. Fuck this place. Never trust it!
Jennifer's mom was a crack whore from Antioch, California who neglected her as an infant. After she crapped her kid out at the hospital, she left, never seeing her again. Her mom went back to the streets of good ol' Antioch and returned to her drug-dealin,' crack smokin,' one-night-standin,' self! Poor Jenny had to grow up knowing her mother was a druggie slut, so therefore, whenever she thought of Antioch, she immediately pictured a life of drugs, sex and violence.
by zetco September 30, 2006
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Antioch, IL

Antioch a northern town in Illinois. The water comes out of the faucet brown, your neighbor's playing the banjo on his front porch. The lake isn't well... a lake, it's more muck then anything. Bugs are crawling everywhere I mean everywhere inside and outside. The weather is unbearable. The houses are in disrepair. The schools, well they're falling down as we speak. Antioch it's HICKTOWN!
Chicago Citizen:Hey guess what my brother just got back from college!

Antioch, IL. citizen: What? Whats college?
by Josh1320 January 17, 2008
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(Referred to by King Arthur in Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Place of origin, of which the Holy Handgranade was made and obtained until used against the beast guarding the cave (of Kire Bannor) entrance (not just a rabbit).
Sir Galahad: "We have the Holy Handgranade."
King Arthur: "Yes of course, we'll use the Holy Handgranade of Antioch. Brother Maynard, please bring us the Holy Handgranade of Antioch."
::Die es Jesu domine, donne e is requiem::
Brother Maynard: "Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9-21"...
by MrObvious March 17, 2005
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Antioch IL

A small town around 45 minutes to an hour away from Chicago that most peoople don't know exist it has a nice town area but it only makes news when something bad times like two middel school teachers getting arested for pervetd reasons, a school starting on fire or a kid getting hit by a car . The lake is full of seaweed and muck not the best place to swim. Though it is nice in some areas it has a big drug problem most people don't know about recently there was a big drug bust involving 100's of people the towns population being around 13,000 many of the kids are wanna be ghetto. But it is a overall nice place
Chicago Citazian- whare is Antioch IL

Antioch Citazian- about a hour away
Cc- yeah I think I have heard of it

Ac- oh what you hear
Cc- two teachers getting arested for child porn and something like tat
Ac-yeah is got it problems the lakes shit but it's nice

Cc-ok then
by Uwishyouknew September 17, 2012
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Best hood in Cashville, Tenekee BEYOTCH!
Antioch is dat shit BEYOTCH
by blackprince April 2, 2005
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Antioch

The hardest and most ghetto place in the south. It is the defenition of southern poverty. It is more poor than almost every city in the south except for New Orleans. The most common race there is black.
Haha my friend got shot over a dollar in the morning in Antioch yesterday!
by Dequan08 hommie January 21, 2008
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A tiny town on the border of wisconsin and illinois that noone has ever heard of. its full of ugly people and drug addicts.. the schools are all old and the kids in the schools are bad influences. a lot of the kids' parents are on welfare, and try to look rich when they arent. a lot of corn and trees, not much to do. the movie theater had one movie running at a time.. closest city is gurnee (20 minutes away), pretty much the ghetto but white people who are ghetto. the guys tan a lot and whenever someone asks to go to the bathroom, their asking to go smoke basically. a lot of people skip classes. there are a lot of old people. and fat people. the hangout is walmart.. its pretty pathetic.. i wouldnt suggest living here its not a great place..
"Yo bro, leggo to Walmart!"
"OH YAY TIME TO SEE OLD FAT PEOPLE AND DRUG ADDICTS IN THE HORRIBLE ANTIOCH!"
by antiochsuckks January 18, 2013
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