Ambrose

to spit on his dick and jack off with the spit

Im going to go Ambrose on my cat

by ambrose lol June 24, 2011

Ambrose

A man with a massive fucking dick. Like a huge dick. Bigger that a house. And he is extremely masculine. Instantly turns straight guys gay.

Mark: I just got diagnosed with erectile dysfunction
Ambrose: *walks in*
Mark: Not anymore
Ambrose: bends over and rubs his gaping black anus on marks face
Mark: oh yes you dirty little slut Ambrose

by Aid_Gre August 03, 2018

Ambrose

A dumbasss that’s not good at math

Sucks to be ambrose

by NotAmbrosehehehehe November 13, 2019

Ambrose

Ambrose has a nice booty and he loves to lick his girlfriends poop. He likes to shower in pee and eat dog food. His toes look like hot Cheetos and his friends love to munch on them. He smells like doodoo on a nice hot day. Never say no to an Ambrose or he will eat your butt. He is the best person to ever live. He has a anaconda penis that makes us for his morning breath.

Ambrose has a nice booty and he loves to lick his girlfriends poop. He likes to shower in pee and eat dog food. His toes look like hot Cheetos and his friends love to munch on them. He smells like doodoo on a nice hot day. Never say no to an Ambrose or he will eat your butt. He is the best person to ever live. He has a anaconda penis that makes us for his morning breath.

by Selflovebitch May 27, 2019

Ambrose

A twink who is a thot. He likes being rawed and rawing his wife who is sometimes a cat.

Amelia: Ambrose is so hot omg I want his nyut
Aki: wtf

by Amelia42069 February 03, 2019

Dean Ambrose

Titty master and baddest man alive, Dean Ambrose is currently one-third of WWE faction the Shield and future main eventer.

Seth Rollins: "CM who? Huh? That's Dean Ambrose right there! That's the United States Champion! That's the man you all wish you could be and that's the man all you ladies want to be with tonight!"

by Alpha/Omega April 12, 2014

Rikkard Ambrose

The male lead from the Storm and Silence series and literally the hottest guy ever. He's your sexy morally grey character with dark hair. sea-green eyes that can freeze you, a killer jawline, and a traumatic past. Also, he's six foot six and barely talks. Let's not forget the fact that he's the richest (and stingiest), coldest dude ever with no weaknesses except one: Lilly Linton.

Rikkard Ambrose wears a ten-year-old tailcoat that is still in mint condition! *swoons*

by raynaaaa June 08, 2021