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Ambidickstrous

He entered her with his ambidickstrous penis from a funny angle.
by Labradee April 5, 2011
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Ambidickstrous

The ability to have sex, while performing other activities simultaneously.
Todd: Hey, did you hear? Tim was doing his homework, while banging Samantha.

Tom: Wow bro, Tim must be ambidickstrous.
by cypher21 July 23, 2010
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ambidickstrous

When you're capable of using your hands, penis, and tongue all simulaneously during sex. Term usually reserved for men, or women with strapons.

Enhanced ability of ambidextrous.
You're combing a club, and some female approaches you and, referencing a threesome, asks, "Are you ambidickstrous? My girlfriend and I want to play."
by rick_the_prick April 28, 2006
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ambidicktrous

The ability for a female to give a hanski, with or without a blowjob, to a penis equally well with both hands.
Amie's ambidicktrous ability was toe curling! She sucked you off in one hand and me in the other. Fucking amazing!
by Super Hormoan December 9, 2008
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ambidicktrous

Being able to jerk off with both hands
When I broke my wrist, i taught myself to be ambidicktrous.
by Dawgin November 28, 2012
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Ambidicktrous

When a man can use both hands to tenderize the meat.
"Bro you jerk it with the right or left?"

"Both dude, I'm ambidicktrous!"
by skeetskrt69 April 24, 2017
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Ability to use the right and left hands equally well during masturbation.
Steve was in a bad accident, broke his right arm in 2 places. Good thing he's ambidicktrous because I wouldn't want to be around him if he couldn't jerk off for 3 months!
by Silky mane April 9, 2019
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