Alpaca

An animal that (according to Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers) looks something like a fake emu

I prefer alpaca wool over llama wool any day

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Alpaca

Alpaca is term that refers to any weapon with a greater destructive force than a shotgun. I.e a rocket launcher or something of that nature.

Example: "Bruh, I got the alpaca now let's fuck shit in grand theft auto."

by Helping deep November 25, 2015

alpaca

A wool bearing llama with big teeth.

Alpaca..........Alpaca you'r bag's in a second if you don't shutup!

by Annaliese May 3, 2005

Alpaca

As everyone knows, the alpaca is a South American quadruped known for spitting. This inspires the name given for insemination by spitting semen into the vagina. This is a requirement for impregnation for men with a micropenis. The technical maneuver involves masturbation of the micropenis into one's hand, ingesting and then spitting into the vagina.

Robert and his wife are expecting a baby girl in September. Obviously, he performed the alpaca successfully, given that he's nearly dickless.

by DrChode May 22, 2009

alpaca

the second coolest person in the universe

"look,there is the mighty alpaca."
"where?"
"in the shadow of the danzil"

by danzil November 29, 2003

alpaca

an alpaca is a smaller version of a llama. they are fuzzier and they more likly to be hunted for they have more fur. according to my Hero alpacas are so better than llamas which is not true. Llama's can spit! in your face! kangaroos are cool cause they can HOP

Dude my llama is so cooler than your alpaca he can spit.

by inyourfaceAmanda! May 13, 2005

Baby Alpacas

1. vodka Happy juice for fun people

2. When besties act a certain kind of wonderful because vodka

Please bring more baby Alpacas!

Are you Alpaca'n?

by Deborah from HR August 6, 2019