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illuminatic celebrties

The illuminati is a real evil society they controls media, government, e.t.c. celebrities leave their morals and everything behind them going into the entertainment industry. They worship satan they sold their souls going in. Selena and Michael jackson did that and now they are in hell burn for eternity and many more and more to come.
Example: Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Ke$ha, Jay-z, Beyonce, Katy Perry, Azealia Banks, and many more.
They are VERY influentual and powerful.
These illuminatic celebrties are evil and deadly.
by Britney Jones July 24, 2014
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aluminati

a parody to the word 'illuminati', aluminati represents an alumnus or an alumni group that makes large financial contributions to the betterment of the institution it is from.
The funds that were required to complete this student project, was donated entirely by the Aluminati
by lemurrific February 15, 2015
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the illuminati

Illuminat is a secret orginization said to be controlling most of media such as music gaming and news.
When your fucking paranoid friend tells you about another Gay-z rumor about him doing the illuminati hands and some bs and some stupid triangle in a musicvideo what do you do. 1. kill your friend befor he spreads the truth. 2. take him to therapy. 3. or sacrifice him for fame and peenuts
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IlluminatiPhone

A telecommunications device produced by Apple corporation and sold to tens of millions of people worldwide giving a physical platform to control the individual for the propagation of a new world order.
Person 1: Did you know the iPhone is a telecommunications device produced by Apple corporation and sold to tens of millions of people worldwide giving a physical platform to control the individual for the propagation of a new world order? More like, IlluminatiPhone.

Person 2: You're a fucking moron. Lay off the weed.
by Shombray5000 September 19, 2014
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Illuminati

An ancient secret brotherhood dedicated to fucking up the lives of paranoid people around the world
My psychiatrist prescribed Risperidone, but I suspect that this is just some sneaky Illuminati-plot to get rid of me, since I am heir to the throne of Denmark
by Baron Adeler July 1, 2011
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Aluminati

A secret society of robots, discovered by Bender Bending Rodriguez, who apparently control everything. It is revealed by Bender in the comic "The Bot Who Cried Wolf", after they apparently planted a calendar which incorrectly predicted the end of the world. Their name is a combination of Illuminati and aluminum. They plan to destroy the world for profit, but fail to do so.
The Aluminati are a secret society of robots that control everything! And this piece of paper I'm holding may or may not be their plan to blow up the earth and sell the remains to a charcoal briquette company!
by LobsterCopter March 2, 2022
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illuminati boy

a user on stan twitter, who hates ice cream, is always horny but is funny too tho.
by stan twt user October 11, 2020
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