That irritating moment in the morning of every school day when we are forced to worship a peice of cloth in the classroom.
"I pledge allegiance to the cloth hanging in the classroom, and to the brainwashin for which it stands, one nation under canada and above mexico." My pledge of allegiance.
by Glokwerk July 21, 2006
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"I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States, and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes in and is ruled by 'God' and human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody."
Although it promises human rights, there is no evidence of this elsewhere in the country, and half of the people who recite it every day probably do not know what it means. They just say it because they were told to, like good little subordinates.
"I promise my complete loyalty to the flag of the United States, and to the government of the United States, which is a country in which everybody believes in and is ruled by 'God' and human rights are honored, with freedom and due process of law for everybody."
Although it promises human rights, there is no evidence of this elsewhere in the country, and half of the people who recite it every day probably do not know what it means. They just say it because they were told to, like good little subordinates.
Yolanda: "Have you recited the pledge of allegiance today?"
Richard: "No. I do not believe in such foolish brainwashing."
Yolanda: "This is not brainwashing"
Richard: "Uh oh, they have already infected you. Now you must be destroyed."
Richard: "No. I do not believe in such foolish brainwashing."
Yolanda: "This is not brainwashing"
Richard: "Uh oh, they have already infected you. Now you must be destroyed."
by Jason Q. Dedrickston December 15, 2004
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DeMichael: "When I went to the convention, I saw Deon from accounting", I didn't know he was going so, (due to Black Allegiance) I went over and talked to him.
At the political rally, I saw another black person. (Due to Black Allegience) I didn't know her so I gave her the Sup Nod.
Can be used when a white person and a black person are together in a place where there are seemingly very few black people and the white person sees the black people acknowledge each others presence. Steve to Keisha " I saw you smile at that black girl over there, do you know her?" Keisha, " No, B.A."
At the political rally, I saw another black person. (Due to Black Allegience) I didn't know her so I gave her the Sup Nod.
Can be used when a white person and a black person are together in a place where there are seemingly very few black people and the white person sees the black people acknowledge each others presence. Steve to Keisha " I saw you smile at that black girl over there, do you know her?" Keisha, " No, B.A."
by TheMammaK July 21, 2011
Get the Black Allegience mug.The key to the destruction of the multiverse, having the capability to eradicate all life forms in every single dimension in every single timeline. More powerful than any line starting with “ur.” Only been used once before in history, but was denied by an uno reverse card.
Ryan: Did you eat the rest of the cereal
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
Robert: Yeah why
Ryan: *slowly brings his hands together, closing his eyes while making an upside down triangle with his fingers*
Robert: U-ur mom gay!
Ryan: *opens his eyes, they’re now glowing* No u
Robert: *falls to his knees* Don-
Ryan: Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis
Robert: NO- #*{£<+¥\•
*Robert himself would start to crack, causing holes in the space-time continuum as Ryan drains the life force of every single living thing in existence, becoming one with the void*
by Aggressive_Genji_Main October 21, 2018
Get the Ur pledge of allegiance and star spangled speeches a hedge of queer sieges and dudes without penis mug.The act by which someone makes an allegation about you, especially to your boss, with the primary intent just to get you in trouble
She was allegating against me to the boss and said I didn't show up on time. She's always trying to bring the heat on me!
by Keggeroo July 3, 2008
Get the allegating mug.One infamous moron's way of misspelling alligator. How alligator acquired the letter "d" is beyond any reasonable explanation let alone the letter "n".
by Chuuuuuch February 25, 2009
Get the Allaganted mug.Daily address read in public schools. Instated by Congress. Later, Congress adds "under God" to the Pledge. Somehow fundamentalist Christians believe Congress passing a law respecting an establishment of religion doesn't violate the whole "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion" thing.
America was founded on God and not freedom. If you disagree, I invite you to move out of our great theocracy.
by The Eyes of Texas March 15, 2005
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