alcoholism

drinking like you're in college when you're no longer actually in college.

It was normal for Joe to drink this much in college, but now he just has alcoholism

by katiemac604 February 7, 2010

Assoholic Bitch

Someone that is addicted to ass, while being a giant bitch. This was first said by the genius Eric Merry

FUCK YOU YOUR AN ASSOHOLIC BITCH THUMBS UP ON THIS COMMENT IF YOU LIKE SONIC!

by NemyOsel June 23, 2016

Alcoholic

Someone who wakes up with a hangover only to start drinking again, regardless of what they have to do that day.

"Man, my head hurts. I must have had a blast last night. Ah, crap! I have to be at work in 30 min. I'll just grab 2 long-necks and be on my way!" This is a true Alcoholic.

by Hebb December 21, 2009

alcoholify

To incorporate alcohol into something non-alcoholic.

I'm going to alcoholify my Dr. Pepper.

by Vlad2cu March 14, 2006

Alcoholified

When a substance becomes infused with a higher alcoholic content than originally intended at point of aquisition

Damn Tobias! Those jelly babies have been totally alcoholified by that Babysham fruit punch!

by GordonThePartyGoat August 9, 2015

Alcoholism

What came out when Poverty had sex with Despair.

Alcoholism is growing up so fast!

by Pelican7 October 29, 2014

Weekend alcoholic

Someone that greets the weekend by constantly drinking excessive amounts of alcohol. Often times starting on Wednesday or Thursday, a weekend alcoholic will wake up each morning with the intent to get drunk before breakfast and stay drunk until passing out (commonly due to blacking out).

Regular drinker: "How was your weekend?"
Weekend alcoholic: "I dunno man, I was too much of a weekend alcoholic to remember anything after Wednesday."

by MHinkle March 8, 2011