Alexander McSwizzle 

An Alexander McSwizzle is a being who is usually deathly pale and extremely socially awkward to the point of indescribableness. Also can be known as an Swizzle, McSwizzle, or just Alexon some occasions.

Man, that Alexander McSwizzle is not looking too great.

Alexander McSwizzle by Apolleau April 18, 2019

Alexander Alfred

Alexander Alfred is a very hot man and very smart very very hansome and strong. . He schooo in meridan. Singapore. He play soccer and very tall. He get all the gals in the school every time… he is sexy man.. he do the gym and carry , girls love him much a lot… if you like Alex xander Alfred add me on ig kazuualien

Alexander Alfred: I’m so hot… you sould like me. I’m supa hot

Girl: ??

Alexander Alfred by Osama bin hosni November 22, 2021

Alexander Rybak

A total woodchip.

The winner of Eurovision 2009. Rybak was born in Minsk, (Belarus) May 13, 1986 but moved to Oslo, Norway, when he was 4 years old. He is a singer, actor, violin-player, and a man beloved my millions of fans for his great personality. He became famous by winning Eurovision (the annual European Song Competition) in Moscow with a record of 387 points. His song is called Fairytale. He speaks Norwegian, Russian, and English fluently.

Alexander Rybak, winner of Euorivion 2009.

Alexander Rybak by ILoveALexander March 2, 2010

Alexander the Great was Macedonian

Like "Alexander the Great was a Slav", this is meant to piss off greek people because they think that hes greek, but hes actually macedonian. His parents were literally Macedonian, and although he spoke greek and macdonians did adopt greek traditions, that doesne mean that hes greek.

Rando rice farmer: Hey SOKRATIS, Alexander the Great was Macedonian
Sokratis: NONOOONOONO HE WAS GREKEEKEK YOU STUPIDD MONKEY

Alexander the Great was Macedonian by NotDuke69420 October 26, 2022

Alexander Alfred

Alexander Alfred is a very hot man and very smart very very hansome and strong. . He schooo in meridan. Singapore. He play soccer and very tall. He get all the gals in the school every time… he is sexy man.. he do the gym and carry , girls love him much a lot… if you like Alex xander Alfred add me on ig kazuualien

Alexander Alfred: I’m so hot… you sould like me. I’m supa hot

Girl: ??

Alexander Alfred by Osama bin hosni November 22, 2021

Alexander Rybak

The winner of the Eurovision Song Contest 2009 with his song "Fairytale." Originally from Belarus, he won for Norway with 387 points, the highest yet in the contest.

"I'm in love with a Fairytale, even though it hurts. And I don't care if I lose my mind, I'm already cursed." -Alexander Rybak

Alexander Rybak by DannyBoy20802 January 12, 2010

Shaun Alexander 

The Running Back/Half Back with the number 37 for the Seattle Seahawks (NFL Team) and MVP for 2005. Also on the cover of Madden NFL 2007.

Shaun Alexander is the Running Back for the Seattle Seahawks.

Shaun Alexander by King Koopa37 July 9, 2006