almeric

Almeric is a careful and loving beast, making sure to be violent in bed. He is commonly known for his abnormal penal length, most commonly 30-40 CM. His presence lightens the room when he walks in, causing wetness in the girls. He does his math all the time, including sexual acts.

I wish Almeric was here

by ilikeanuz September 19, 2013

alberioing

Al Bear E O ing

Getting caught sucking your bosses dick while his cock is still in your mouth and your hands cupping his balls.

Ah shit, I'm in trouble. I got caught alberioing today at work and ill probably get fired.

by Dontaskdonttell November 10, 2012

almerick

1. One who is very skinny and fragile
2. A slang term for describing a man with a pin dick
3. The recipient of the manu

1. Oh my god! That guy is gonna break so easy! What an Alemrick!
2. Hey fuck you man, at least i aint no almerick!
3. Dude, did you see how bob got almerick'd!

by Bill Jonesy November 1, 2006

almerick

1. One who is very skinny and fragile
2. A slang term for describing a man with a pin dick
3. The recipient of the manu

1. Oh my god! That guy is gonna break so easy! What an Alemrick!
2. Hey fuck you man, at least i aint no almerick!
3. Dude, did you see how bob got almerick'd!

by Bill Jonesy November 1, 2006

amberica

a country founded by a person named amber (( me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

like canada but better. I AM NOT AN AMERICAN.

"im a lesbian"
"i thought u were amberica n wtf??????"

by sweetheartlover April 10, 2022

Albertican

A citizen in the city of Albertica, which is ruled by platypi. Alberticans are purple and Ninja in origin.

Alberticans have been ruled by the Jell-O fist of their counsel for eons!

by Albertican Counsel Member January 16, 2010

alberico

A man of many talents from riding to business to making socks. With a passion for travel, tattoos, and bikes, and a distaste for anchovies. Great friend, partner, and father.

Alberico muy rico

by aligator-crocodile November 23, 2021