The act of desperately trying to hang out with/befriend any person perceived to have higher socioeconomic status, popularity, or overall hipster status than oneself.
Dakota: "Is Montana going to the club with us? Its only a $5 cover.
Arizona: "No, she's going to put on her knockoff Prada best and stand in line at that private club. She's going to bang the first D-list celeb/baller/royal/poppa she sees. She wants that life.
Dakota: She's back to her aristoslumming ways, I see. Oh, well. Let's bounce, girl.
Arizona: "No, she's going to put on her knockoff Prada best and stand in line at that private club. She's going to bang the first D-list celeb/baller/royal/poppa she sees. She wants that life.
Dakota: She's back to her aristoslumming ways, I see. Oh, well. Let's bounce, girl.
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a lad that ıs relatıvely quıet when you dont know hım. but once you do he ıs goıng to make you cry of laughter and cuz he bullıes you too much. hıs ass ıs much bıgger than hıs dıck and he ıs a bottom. he ıs not a good boyfrıend because he has bondıng problems but he ıs goıng to take advantage of your ass
1:hey hows ıt goıng wıth you and arısto?
2:not good he ıs beatıng me and my ass has turned blue
1: oh shıt that bıtch ass Arıstos
2:not good he ıs beatıng me and my ass has turned blue
1: oh shıt that bıtch ass Arıstos
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