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noun: a pedophile or creeper, often equipped with a van and a large supply of puppies and candy

adjective: synonym of hot, sexy, dirty, spankable, smokin, fuckable, sexually appealing, desirable, alluring, mouth-watering goodness, creamy nut explosion

verb: sexual intercourse
"Dude theres like an aiston over there eyeing me from his creeper van."

"Omg that guy is so aiston!"

"Let's make aiston."

"It's aiston time."
Aiston by ciasb March 31, 2009
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Alstonville high school

Alstonville high school is the only school that finds marijuana in a kids bag and gives it back at the end of the day, AHS also has celebrity teachers such as Jewish post Malone, hawk eye and franny
Alstonville high school needs air con
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aston's disease

Aston's disease is a disinclination to activity or exertion despite having the ability to do so. Possible side effects include extreme reclusiveness and a fear of answering phone calls or text messages. Despite the symptoms previously listed those with Astons disease like to make commitments on occasion resulting in confusion and perhaps a moment of hope
Yo you think Jon will make it tonight??
Nah he got that Aston's Disease he aint going anywhere
aston's disease by Nimajneb88 September 17, 2013
She’s a great friend she’s nice very beautiful shy at times she usually has two Best-friends guy and a girl but she’s a person who will put her life on the line for her friends.
She’s such a ariston
Ariston by 1929383 December 21, 2019
He’s a special boy 😊

You can talk to him for hours and you would never get bored 😁
He’s the type of person that you can love and trust deeply and tell things u haven’t told other persons to .
He listens and he says his own opinion 😁
He’s very talkative tho 😂😂
He knows what it’s like to be heart broken and he just doesn’t want to be heart broken again.

He’s like a baby , he gets scared over ghosts and just a lot of things 😂
He rages over a game 😂
He does a lot of fitness tho

He has abs 😍
He has a cute smile that just makes u smile 😁
You could listen to his voice forever because it’s that relaxing 😊
Ailton is Ailton 💗
He’s very Ailton ❤️
Omg is that Ailton???
THAT IS!!!
ailton by Secretlover x May 12, 2018

Aston Academy 

A place to make people feel suicidal
Hey wanna know how to feel suicidal, go to Aston Academy
Aston Academy by Domcurran666 August 11, 2019
actually he’s really great except for when he’s an ass. Just try not to make Ariston mad, if so then oof
Wow he’s actingjust like an Ariston
Ariston by loopy12 July 10, 2018
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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