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noun: a pedophile or creeper, often equipped with a van and a large supply of puppies and candy

adjective: synonym of hot, sexy, dirty, spankable, smokin, fuckable, sexually appealing, desirable, alluring, mouth-watering goodness, creamy nut explosion

verb: sexual intercourse
"Dude theres like an aiston over there eyeing me from his creeper van."

"Omg that guy is so aiston!"

"Let's make aiston."

"It's aiston time."
Aiston by ciasb March 31, 2009
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Alstonville high school

Alstonville high school is the only school that finds marijuana in a kids bag and gives it back at the end of the day, AHS also has celebrity teachers such as Jewish post Malone, hawk eye and franny
Alstonville high school needs air con
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aston's disease

Aston's disease is a disinclination to activity or exertion despite having the ability to do so. Possible side effects include extreme reclusiveness and a fear of answering phone calls or text messages. Despite the symptoms previously listed those with Astons disease like to make commitments on occasion resulting in confusion and perhaps a moment of hope
Yo you think Jon will make it tonight??
Nah he got that Aston's Disease he aint going anywhere
aston's disease by Nimajneb88 September 17, 2013
She’s a great friend she’s nice very beautiful shy at times she usually has two Best-friends guy and a girl but she’s a person who will put her life on the line for her friends.
She’s such a ariston
Ariston by 1929383 December 21, 2019
He’s a special boy 😊

You can talk to him for hours and you would never get bored 😁
He’s the type of person that you can love and trust deeply and tell things u haven’t told other persons to .
He listens and he says his own opinion 😁
He’s very talkative tho 😂😂
He knows what it’s like to be heart broken and he just doesn’t want to be heart broken again.

He’s like a baby , he gets scared over ghosts and just a lot of things 😂
He rages over a game 😂
He does a lot of fitness tho

He has abs 😍
He has a cute smile that just makes u smile 😁
You could listen to his voice forever because it’s that relaxing 😊
Ailton is Ailton 💗
He’s very Ailton ❤️
Omg is that Ailton???
THAT IS!!!
ailton by Secretlover x May 12, 2018

Aston Academy 

A place to make people feel suicidal
Hey wanna know how to feel suicidal, go to Aston Academy
Aston Academy by Domcurran666 August 11, 2019
actually he’s really great except for when he’s an ass. Just try not to make Ariston mad, if so then oof
Wow he’s actingjust like an Ariston
Ariston by loopy12 July 10, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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