airline beverage

From the old joke:

Stewardess: "Would you like some TWA Orange Juice, or some TWA Coffee?"

Passenger: "No thanks. But could I wouldn't mind some of your TWA Tea."

A Twat - a generally stupid or useless person, e.g. who will never get past the second round at Wimbledon despite the alcoholic chantings of work-shy sadsters on a soggy hill.

That Tim Henman is a bit of an airline beverage.

by Anon2 August 20, 2006

airline food

What's the deal with airline food?

Dude: What's the deal with airline food?
Dude 2: What's the deal with it?
Dude: I mean, just what's the deal with it?

by milkynipples November 27, 2019

Guilt Airlines

The guilt trip feisty parents like to send their children on when the darlings have become too big to spank.

Sorry, dude, I can't rage with you tonight. My room is a mess and my dad just gave me a one-way ticket on Guilt Airlines.

by droogie toogie August 28, 2012

United Airlines

An airline that removed its paid customer by using excessive force.

Jerry: I just booked my ticket for my trip.
Tom: I hope you didn't choose United Airlines cause it is the absolute crap.

by WeAreLOL April 11, 2017

United Airlines

A secret fighting organization disguised as an airline company.

Person 1: "you wanna avoid flying United Airlines"
Person 2: "why?"
Person 1: "their policies got people fighting for seats"

Or

"Rule Number One, you don't talk about United Airlines"

by Juggalo1147 ➰〰➰👍🏻🌽 April 16, 2017

United Airlines

A very peaceful airline which does NOT re-accommodate their customers using force as they would never overbook their flights.

"I'm flying United Airlines today, wish me luck!"

by ZKOS April 12, 2017

airline food

(n.) 1. A stale joke 2. an overused and dated reference 3. a cliche 4. a snide retort to any of the previous references

Doug: Trucker hats are so lame, I mean my dad wears them.
Steve: Yeah, know what else I hate? Airline food.

by TommyOkktane December 31, 2003