aircraft maintenance crew 

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding yourself

A competent high school teacher if one or all members of an aircraft maintenance crew are guilty of plagiarism

aircraft maintenance crew by Uncle Dimma May 28, 2017

aircraft maintenance crew 

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding yourself

A competent high school teacher will know in a heartbeat if one or all members of an aircraft maintenance crew are guilty of plagiarism

aircraft maintenance crew by Uncle Dimma April 24, 2021

Aircraft Carrier Water 

Water contaminated by fuel.

In reference to the USS Nimitz in which the water supply was contaminated by jet fuel.

Person 1: "Hey man this water tastes funny."
Person 2: "That's not just water that's Aircraft Carrier Water"
Person 1: *falls ill*

Aircraft Carrier Water by Siegmund May 3, 2023

Aircraft Mechanic 

An individual who does precise guess-work based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

She like me more cuz Im an aircraft mechanic

Aircraft Mechanic by LuckyCloudz October 3, 2025

Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier 

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.

I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)

Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier by ManfredManley October 3, 2013

arizona aircraft carrier 

when a girl is sitting on the mans back, she is wearing a strap on and having anal sex with him while he is doing push ups

i gave him the best arizona aircraft carrier of his life last night

arizona aircraft carrier by starlizzle raindom March 4, 2011

low flying military aircraft 

When you swoop in dive tackle yo mate to the ground with the precision of a mk2 fighter jet

Jimbo: Oi daniel lmfao my bae just got floored by a low flying military aircraft
Daniel : Yes g

low flying military aircraft by j.hamós May 21, 2018