ass-kissing in agreement

When one person says anything about anything, the said ass-kisser will agree with whatever the indivdual says

Individual: "Hmm, this pasta tastes bland"

Ass-kisser:"Oh yeah, so bland- very bland! geeeze what is this crap?"

Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"Woww, if that isn't a perfect example of ass-kissing in agreement, idk what is."

Person eating with Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"I know, perfect example seriously nothing could top that. You're so right."

by SmishSm0shh March 4, 2010

prefucktual agreement

An agreement made between two or more parties prior to sexual encounters which recognizes the acts to take place as purely consensual.

If Ben Roethlisberger had only used a prefucktual agreement, he would not be in this legal mess.

Thank God I got that bitch to sign my prefucktual agreement; otherwise, I may be in jail right now.

by jclrk777 October 19, 2009

post nuptial agreement

is an agreement between former lovers after they have split up not to sleep with eachothers friends or sulley there good name or fail to return belongings of that person

me and jenny split up today, dont worry though we have a post nuptial agreement so it should be amicable

by Apoclamite July 11, 2010

prebumptual agreement

It's like a prenuptial agreement, but it specifies the rules of a one night stand instead of that of a marriage.
short: prebump

I was gonna bang out jessica last night but she wouldn't sign the prebumptual agreement

by bigearl January 22, 2009

Herbal Agreement

An herbal agreement is an acknowledged contract, the terms of which have been agreed upon where payment for items or services is paid in marijuana.

Devin and his mom had an herbal agreement he'd have her car washed by this Friday.

by BalkyB December 15, 2014

Wii User Agreement

An unnecessarily very long sentence, usually trying to hide it using commas and other punctuation.

Person 1: That one sentence is like the Wii User Agreement.
Person 2: Yeah, I can barely read it without 5 insanely deep breaths.

by marioisthebest June 28, 2022

agreemental

when a group of friends or 2 people agree to the same idea or thing. Although it is silly or mental.

We are agreementals . ( noun)
She is my agreemental friend ( adj )

by buddy 1234 June 23, 2016