aggressively white

When a white guy goes out in below freezing weather in nothing but a T-shirt or sweatshirt and shorts.

Man, that guy is being aggressively white today.

by TheGreatStache December 7, 2016

aggressively cumming

The act of cumming in a very aggressive manor. Not to be mistaken with calmly cumming

OH MY GOD IM AGGRESSIVELY CUMMING

by poperoni304 September 17, 2023

Investing Aggressively

1. Committing as little as possible to a situation
2. Making a covert exit from a place or situation

Originated in the Silicon Valley tech scene when companies are bluffing prior to a market exit in order to increase asset value or simply to stop staff brain drain prior to an asset sale. It is an ironic phrase, intended to mean the exact opposite.

See also Doublespeak, sarcasm, cynicism. Not to be confused with the common misuse of irony

1. “We expect to lose money in Southeast Asia and expect to invest aggressively in terms of marketing, subsidies etc,”

D. Khosrowshahi - Feb 2018. Uber sells March 2018

2. "You turning up to the boss' party on Saturday?"
"I plan on 'investing aggressively' in the optional company social this weekend..."

by IronicIsntIronyAlanis June 6, 2018

aggressively cute

defined for a person that is so hostile and aggressive yet at the same time being so cute

Benn is so aggressively cute that I fear for my life

by ashwagahnda June 18, 2022

aggressively single

Anyone named Seth

Seth is aggressively single

by Mojo11223344 July 12, 2019

Aggressively clueless

A pejorative description of anyone who becomes angry or dismissive about a topic they have demonstrated a clear lack of understanding of.

Bob: Gotta take my kid for shots today. Man, she hates those.
Joe: Vaccines are total bullshit.
Bob: Umm... why so?
Joe: You're just poisoning your kids.
Bob: OK. How?
Joe: Use your head dummy! (Storms off)
Steve: That was informative.
Bob: Joe's aggressively clueless and doesn't hide it well.

by msmyj July 16, 2016

aggressivelysharts

The best meme page in instagram managed by the most beautiful person on earth.

Highly funny, the blue print and best role model for other meme accounts.

@aggressivelysharts is my favorite instagram account, no other compares tbh.

by Er1cACE September 25, 2021