Aftermorrow

The word for “the day after tomorrow”. It’s a much simpler version of the phrase. Please spread this. Please. I’m tired of ppl not knowing about it and having to explain!

Person 1: so when are we hanging out?
Person 2: how about... aftermorrow?
Person 1: wtf is aftermorrow?
Person 2: the day after tomorrow..?
Person 1: oh ok

by Jdhdjsjbdhejrbrhjebev April 20, 2021

after-work-jerk

The masturbation session that takes place immediately when you get home after a pent-up day at the office.

After staring at my assistant's hot ass all day, I needed an after-work-jerk before I could go to the gym.

by Clark W. Griswald May 5, 2006

Aftermarket rack

Fake breasts

Hey did you get a chance to check out the aftermarket rack on that chick? Must've cost a stack of dead presidents.

by Blankford1 December 7, 2013

Aftermarket Umbilical Cord

When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote"

Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...

Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"

by Zeval April 7, 2020

Snoop Dogg's Opera Afterward

After Snoop Dogg's Opera is finished, (Look up Snoop Dogg's Opera) all of the members of the opera and Snoop Dogg, (The conductor) go behind stage and smoke upwards of 70,000 pounds of weed. Once the room is hotboxed, everyone falls asleep and wake up later on to make another performance. It is an ongoing cycle.

Guy: "Do you know what happens after Snoop Dogg's Opera Afterward?

Guy 2: "They (Next Episode Starts Playing) Smoke Weed Everyday!"

by dasboot69 May 21, 2020

aftermorning

aftermorning - The period of time between around 10 a.m. and noon which is a little too late to still be morning, but clearly not afternoon.

"Good aftermorning!"
Brunch is the perfect meal for the aftermorning munchies.

by markolai May 15, 2014

Afterworld

The afterworld is a world of never ending happiness, where you can always see the sun, day or night; as defined by Prince in his 1984 song "Let's Go Crazy" from the album Purple Rain. Used to reference either "a mighty long time" or wherever you go after your life. The "mighty long time" meaning is also in reference to the song. If you are on your way to the afterworld, you are living, and according to the song, that takes a mighty long time.

"Gee golly, John, this queue is taking a while!" "It sure is! Almost as if we're on the way to the afterworld."

by estheranza January 27, 2021