abrosexual but bad 

I wanted to do the abrosexual one but couldn’t because there was already a definition for it so I will tell you

your sexuality is a liquid

“I found out I’m abrosexual”
“oh no its 100° celsius rn”
“oh no my sexualityyyyyyyyyyy”

get it because 100° celsius if the evaporation point of water and abrosexual means that your sexuality is a liquid

also I have to include the word in the name so

abrosexual but bad

abrosexual but bad by give me vagina June 24, 2022

Aerisexual

Aerisexual means you are attracted to Aeri Uchinaga from aespa. She is basically a sexuality, and you're gay and head over heels for her ;)

"hey! what's your sexuality?"
"oh, I'm aerisexual"

Aerisexual by handsomebutterchocolateyuh May 7, 2021

Abrosexual 

fellow watermelons.

person 1: I have a sexuality crisis like every day
person 2: you may be a watermelon
person 1:what?
person 2: the abrosexual flag looks like a watermelon

Abrosexual by invisible cat is not visible October 9, 2022

agrosexual 

A man who loves plants especially trees more than people regardless their gender.

Frankie is such an agrosexual. Instead of going out with that hot girl, he planted a tree.

agrosexual by Timmi the Squid April 21, 2019

Aegosexual 

A sexuality where you are aroused and kinky and enjoy smut and porn, but have no want to act them out.

Aegosexual: I love watching people have sex
Person B: why don't we view it in first person, together?
Aegosexual: hell no

''I don't want sex, but i'm so damn horny all the time.''
''Have you considered the possibility of you being aegosexual?''

Aegosexual by stancoffeejelly September 2, 2021

agrosexual 

a male who has farmed or currently farms and displays strong metrosexual tendencies.

My agrosexual friend talked about his favorite designer labels as he shoveled the manure from his chicken barn.

agrosexual by thechucker August 21, 2007

afrosexual 

an afrophile; one who is fascinated by textured, highly curly, kinky, voluminous hair; afrosexuals may keep their love, admiration for Afros and things afro-centric secret out of fear of loving something "ethnic" particularly if they are not of the Afro-ethnic persuasion; some afrosexuals don't realize that they are but find themselves being stimulated intellectually, emotionally, and/or sexually by afro-ethnic music, vernacular, and physiognomies, sometimes quite alarmingly; other afrosexuals proudly embrace their affinity for cultures and physicalities typified by afro-ethnic people; lovers of locs, dark skin, hip hop, Muddy Waters-style rhythm and blues, and afro-diasporic histories (African-American Studies/Urban Ecology majors); some afrosexuals wish their hair, culture, or heritage was "cool" like afro-ethnic peoples; there's a subgenre of afrosexuals that only date afro-ethnic individuals; others sport afro-ethnic hairstyles like FROs, cornrows, and doo-rags; others don't date afro-ethnic but simply admire and fraternize with afro-ethnics; I.e. women who only date afro-ethnic men, men who only date afro-ethnic women, Justin Timberlake, Bilal**, Jill Scott**, certain mature-aged Caucasian men, Michael Rappaport from Zebrahead, and Iggy Azalea; **one does can be of afro-ethnic decent and be an afrosexual - afro-ethnics that can be considered the opposite of afro-ethnic are Beyoncé, Tiger Woods, Susan Rice, Condoleezza Rice (what's with the white on rice?), and Kanye West

There's this Jewish dude at my job who keeps wanting to touch my 'fro when he sees me. I'm not sure if I should be offended - is he just curious or is he an afrosexual?

afrosexual by Black TeaKettleParty April 24, 2015