Samuel Adams

American beer the way it's supposed to taste, or one interpretation thereof.

by Brian X July 1, 2003

Los Alamos Police Department

Los Alamos Police Department (LAPD) is a department consisting of a variety of ape like mammals. These creatures are generally known for their low intelligence, small stature, arrogant personalities, and an uncanny sense of smell for underage trouble such as toilet papering houses. The LAPD carry the authority to arrest individuals for a variety of crimes such as J walking, laughing, sneezing, stetching, playing tennis, and reading. Studies have shown that the psychology of these individuals relates to that of a booger eating adolescent that was picked on throughout highschool and seeks revenge as an adult. Although the majority of the time, these individuals continue to get picked on as adults, the LAPD have found means to carry weapons to make up for the typical tiny weiners found on these animals. While not at work, these creatures can typically be found on their back with their legs over their head attempting to suck on their own weiners. See also short man's syndrome, sissy, dooshbag, vagina man and duck butter

Example 1: "I just saw a lizard eat an ant. We should probably call the Los Alamos Police Department!"

Example 2: "My girlfriend says my penis is too big; however, she used to date a guy from Los Alamos Police Department, so it's really not a big compliment."

Example 3: "You should graduate highschool or else you will end up at Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 4: "If you guys call me a girl 14 or 15 more times, I will join Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 5: "I wish I could read. Now I have to join Los Alamos Police Department."

Example 6: "Oh no, here comes the Los Alamos Police Department, pull a vagina man so they are not intimidated."

by Lost Almost August 16, 2010

Samuel Adams Black Lager

Samuel Adams Black Lager it'll get you drunk. One of the most delectable tasting lagers that has ever been introduced to mankind. All in all its classy as fuck. Its full of a delicious and outstanding chocolate caramel taste that will have you wet in your pants before you have a chance to say, "Damn that's some good Mother Fuckin Beer."

Man 1: hey try this beer

Man 2: What is it
Man 1: Its Samuel Adams Black Lager
Man 2: drinks samuel adams black lager "That's classy as fuck!"

by ClassyAss10 May 26, 2011

Scott Adams

Author of Dilbert, a comic strip where an ordinary office worker named Dilbert is oppressed by a fictionalized version of Scott Adams with pointy hair.

Scott Adams is the Pointy-Haired Boss. Just plug any of his given tweets into a Dilbert comic featuring him or any of the other evil characters.

by Queen Buttrix February 3, 2021

Adams Street

An infamous and wonderful road in Maycomb, Illinois. It is the biggest party street in the midwest, as it borders Western Illinois University and has the majority of the schools frat houses on it. Everything from 900+ person parties to 12 person beer bong structures have been seen. Consistent parties almost every day of the week, with a special emphasis on thirsty thursday and holiday weekends. Also, while unproven, Adams Street is generally considered to be the biggest market for Keystone Light, a particular brand of light beer, in the entire United States. The general party atmosphere is only aided by the notoriously lax and generally lazy Maycomb police and Western's own Office of Public security. Ranked as one of the best party streets in the country (top three normally) and easily the most fun you can have at college.

Grant: What are we doing tonite?
John: What we do every night...
Grant: Ahhh, adams street

by Tommy__T August 31, 2007

judge adams

1. The worse type of ass-whooping you can get by someone else.

A beat down so bad, you have to hide it for seven years before you can recover and tell someone about it.

2. A douchebag who beats his children and hides behind the law and claims that because he "apologized" he did not commit child abuse.

Dude 1: "Did you hear what happened to Johnny?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, his chick went all judge Adams on his ass for cheating on her."

by Yes_it_was_me November 2, 2011

Amy Adams

Amy Adams is a ridiculously attractive redhead actress; sweet, funny and incredibly talented.
Nominated for 4 Oscars for starring and co-starring in films like 'The Fighter' 'Enchanted' and most recently Lois Lane in 'Man of Steel'.

Amy, if you're reading this please, please, please, please marry me.

"Who is that gorgeous redhead celebrity?"
"Isla Fisher? Karen Gillan? Amy Adams?"

"Amy Adams will co-star in the upcoming film 'American Hustle'"

"WHY CAN'T I FIND ANY GOOD PICTURES OF AMY ADAMS TOPLESS FOR GOD SAKE!?"

by super-hombre November 6, 2013