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fuck my actual life

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This is what you say when you life totally sucks cock.
Dave: "You've lost everything"
Me : ''Fuck my actual life!"
by Lifesuckscock September 16, 2013
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Used for the most extraordinarily confusing or weird moments, say this when the most WIERD shit goes down
hey guys what--… what in the actual hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck is this CHAT?!
by Plutoid Federal Navy June 28, 2021
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Actual Fucking Agony

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When you whip again and the TP is more bloody then shitty, but still shitty
A: What do you wish upon me?
B: Actual Fucking Agony
A: jfc man...
by cummy2 September 29, 2020
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