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absofuckinglutely 

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absofuckinglutely by kdekdkrj February 9, 2021

Absofuckinglutely 

A word from two ROOTS with "fucking" for emphasis: (1) Absinth (2) Absolute Vodka.

Absofuckinglutely is used as an overlay emphatic affirmative statement, celebrated by drinking either Absinth or Absolute. For use cases of highest emphasis, the word's center may be acted out, often after an excess of end-point celebrations.
Q: Hey... it's been a rough year -- time for libations yet? A: ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY!
Absofuckinglutely by RedRobish February 22, 2021

absofuckinglutely 

Riley, you swore to me, you absofuckinglutely swore to me you weren't going to diddle around with the expense account this time!
absofuckinglutely by Delbosco October 14, 2021

Absofuckinglutely

ab·so·fucking-lute·ly

adverb
An expression of undeniable certainty only to be used by the most qualified smartasses.
"Ginny is an absofuckinglutely badass that everyone loves and adores"

“Deion is absofuckinglutely an asshole”

Sometimes the letter B stands for absofuckinglutely.”

"Gin is absofuckinglutely the best drink ever!”

“Taking a shot of Malort at the Memphis Whistle is absofuckinglutely expected of you.”

“When you find your people, you will absofuckinglutely know it.”
Absofuckinglutely by GinnyBCash December 15, 2025

absofuckinglutely battyfied 

this word is both rare and reclusive, it is rarely seen outside its natural habbitat, Stevenage aka Chav-central

the definition of this word means that someone is so homosexual, he takes part in all manor of sexual acts
guy 1: yo ma homies, you be checking steve last night?

guy 2: ah hell no! peeps round ere say that he takes it in the batty!

guy 1: Dayam! he is absofuckinglutely battyfied

this phrase should also be used before you die
such as...

guy about to be eaten by a fuck load of lions: ah fuck! this is so absofuckinglutely battyfied!

fabsofuckinglutely 

Like absofuckinglutely but gayer and with more conviction.
"Gay marriage should be legalized universally"
"Fabsofuckinglutely!"