absofuckinlutly

The better kind of Absolutly. More absolute and fucking important

You are absofuckinlutly right by fucking with the teacher's absolute values.

by NeoApocalypse October 27, 2007

absofuckinglutely

1) hellz yeah!

2) so absolute, it's fucking crazy.

1) You wanna go hit downtown?
Absofuckinglutely!

2) Einstein was a genius.
Absofuckinglutely!

by reesesx3ramen November 29, 2009

absofuckinglutely

absofuckinglutely...adverb: a word created to add significant emphasis when supporting something that is held in the highest regard.

Fred: "Hey Frank, are you traveling to a spot where you can see 100% of the total eclipse of the sun on August 21, 2017?" Frank: "Absofuckinglutely"!!!

by hvygee July 3, 2017

absofuckinglutely

to use in those moments when some people just lack the common sense to know what your reply will be to something they said

justin: why do people make such a big deal out of things?
maiya: i don't know bro but its absofuckinglutely wack

by okaybuddy420 May 12, 2020

Absofuckinlootly

Most certainly, absolutely , yes- with just a slight undertone of “fuck yeah!”.

Less formal than “Okey-dokey”.

Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back? Absofuckinlootly!!

by jimmaayy June 26, 2022

Absofuckinglutely

An expression that denotes certainy in a way deliverable only by Mr Big.

"Will you marry me?"
"Absofuckin'lutely!"

by Charlotte June 8, 2004

Absafuckingloutly

ITS SURIOUS ITS ABSAFUCKINGLOUTLY

This man is absafuckingloutly an asshole

by Cnaugle October 6, 2022