abrosexual but bad

I wanted to do the abrosexual one but couldn’t because there was already a definition for it so I will tell you

your sexuality is a liquid

“I found out I’m abrosexual”
“oh no its 100° celsius rn”
“oh no my sexualityyyyyyyyyyy”

get it because 100° celsius if the evaporation point of water and abrosexual means that your sexuality is a liquid

also I have to include the word in the name so

abrosexual but bad

by give me vagina June 24, 2022

Amesexual

A sexual attraction to America, made by Markai Cat who ships RusAme. (No offence.)

Person: Im Amesexual.

Brody: What?

Person: I'm Attracted to America!

Brody: ....What-

by August403 February 11, 2021

Alexsexual

Bust NFL quarterback Alex Smith's nuthuggers that come up with countless Alexcuses to "prove" that its everyone else's fault but his for being an utter failure.

There are a ton of Alexsexuals making Alexcuses on the 49ers.com message board.

by NinerCapHell March 11, 2009

anEsexual

Only attracted to Anime or fictional characters.

Person 1: Have you watched The Future Diary?
Person 2: Hell Yeah. Yuno Gasai is the reason I’m anEsexual.

by CrimsonTrigon January 13, 2019

Abcdsexual

Said of a person that is sexually attracted to anyone who is not a cisgender man.

(Anything But Cis Dudes)sexual.

“Sorry, I’m not attracted to you: I am ABCDsexual”

by GenderedQueenBee April 7, 2021

Abrosexual

fellow watermelons.

person 1: I have a sexuality crisis like every day
person 2: you may be a watermelon
person 1:what?
person 2: the abrosexual flag looks like a watermelon

by invisible cat is not visible October 9, 2022

allesexual

'alles' from the German 'everything', Allesexual is being sexually attracted to all living organisms and all inanimate objects.

Ernie: I am allesexual.
Bert: What does that mean?
Ernie: I will fuck anything.

by Insanity Claus July 4, 2019