A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.
"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"
"Serves her right for having seven kids”
"Serves her right for having seven kids”
by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006
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Dashawn: You a turkey youngboul , personally i wouldn’t go for that , i’d slap em.
James: ….
Dashawn: You a turkey youngboul , personally i wouldn’t go for that , i’d slap em.
by PhillyslangBox April 6, 2022
Get the You a Turkey mug.A mixed adult beverage that contains Jack Daniels and Jim Beam ( two hicks), Jose Cuervo ( a spick), Wild Turkey, and Goldslager.
by yella fella March 23, 2011
Get the Two Hicks and a Spick Chase a Turkey Down a Gold Mine mug.to choke, to lose, to get one's ass kicked, to fail, to recieve a beatdown, to leave points on the bench.
"That loser really got his ass kicked in the big game."
"Yeah man, thats what you call Pulling a Turkeys."
"Fo sho."
"Yeah man, thats what you call Pulling a Turkeys."
"Fo sho."
by TeaOwe January 13, 2009
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by The Unironic Wizard September 3, 2019
Get the Balls Deep in a Turkey Sandwich mug.to choke on semen that shoots to the back of your throat whilst the woman is giving fellatio to the man. Best delivered whilst the act is performed standing up
A turkey - When there is no warning of a man about to ejaculate, the spunk hits the back of the throat causing choking and gagging.
by Trev1979 August 14, 2009
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