Pullin' a Sally

A female co-worker who uses every excuse known to man to consistently get out of work obligations.

I don't feel like going to work tomorrow, I guess I'll be Pullin' a Sally!

by 4U-ICALLITLIKEISEEIT May 21, 2011

go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog

Just a nonsense sentence dubbed as the longest palindrome (word, sentence or phrase spelled the same forwards or backwards) that has meaning.

"go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog" is already a sentence.

by styxfan July 30, 2014

Ma'a Salama

Used in arabic, meaning "Good-bye".

ma'a salama good-bye bye

by Louda(P$K) July 6, 2009

A Salisbury

Refers to a picture text of a man's erect genital organ. Balls, inner thighs, and/or knifken shots are not included in a true Salisbury-it is only shaft. A very diverse manuever, the Salisbury can be used in a sexual, comical, or creepy manner. Derived from former ESPN football Analyst Sean Salisbury-who was fired from the Network for participating in this phenomenal practice.

Brenda: So Brian just sent me a Salisbury, and let me say, it was so hot.

Joey: I Salisburied that bitch last night, her inbox was blown up with pics of my shaft.

Kim: OMG, Bobby is so annoying, all he sends me nowadays is Salisburies.

by MitchCumstein89 June 7, 2009

A Salty Snail

A salty snail is the homosexual act of licking salt out of you're partners anal cavity. The snail part of a salty snail refers to the act normally being done at a slow and steady pace. A salty snail is a popular solution to spice up anyone's love life.

Kevin: Ohhhh, what are you doing!
Tim: I'm giving you a salty snail.
Kevin: Wow this feels oddly good.
Tim: I love you man.

by Lawrence Waldman July 28, 2014

Knackered as a salmon

exhausted, very tired
used to describe, ones self, or someone else when they are physically or mentally exhausted

'when i got to the top of Mt. Everast I was knackered as a salmon'

'i had to stay up for 3 days straight, now im knackered as a salmon'

by Mike Longford January 9, 2008

Landing a salmon

The act of masturbrating in the bath, the rapid movement and water slashes resembling the last frantic actions of the king of fishes as it tries to escape capture.

Hey will you hurry up in there I'm touching cloth, what are you doing landing a salmon.

by ***KIN YALDY March 8, 2009